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' Knock - Knock Jokes ... ( Quirky, Yes )

Aahhhh, The Quirky/Idiosyncrasies of MoonBee Knock, Knock … Who’s There ? Icky … Icky Who ? … Never Mind, I’ll Come Back Later … Knock, Knock … Who’s There ? Juan … Juan Who ? I Don’t Know, What Do You Have In Mind ? Knock, Knock … Who’s There ? Hula … Hula Who ? Yes, When I Was Young … Knock, Knock … Who’s There ? Toodle … Toodle Who ? … Ok Knock, Knock … Who’s There ? Bye-Bye … Bye-Bye Who ? Look Lucy, We Found Ricky ! Knock, Knock … Who’s There ? Nu … Nu Who ? Well, If You Know Who, Why You Ask ? Knock, Knock … Who’s There ? Woo … Woo Who ? … Ok, Who’s In Trouble ? (The Obvious-Obvious, One) Knock, Knock … Who’s There ? Who … Who Who ? Late Night, Huh ? Knock, Knock … Who’s There ? Yu … Not Me ! Yeah … Yu ! Knock, Knock … Who’s There ? Yu ! … You Who ?! … Hi … Knock, Knock … Who’s There ? Yu ! Naaaaa, Naaaaa Interested ! Knock, Knock … Who’s There ? Boo … Boo Who ? Wait, I’m Not A Bill Collector ! Knock, Knock … Who… who oo ‘s There ? Sue … Su suu sue, Who ? (but then Door Opens, With A Crash Double-Barrel, Points Out, Blasts The Knocker Runs Fast, as Voice Shouts Out Rash “ … Sue That ! and Don’t Come Back Talking ‘bout Whiplash” And The Man Sits Back Down, To Finish His Glass - - - - - - - - - - - - Oh, Darn, I’m Out Of Egg-Nog and Jack D Now, How Can I Make My Moonlight-Tea Well, It’s Back To The Market, For MoonBee He He He ! … Have A Great Day, Y’all … MoonBee

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Date: 11/24/2009 1:37:00 PM
Witty write MoonBee, Sincerely,Moses
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Date: 11/24/2009 12:14:00 PM
I like the jokes... Humor tends to set me in a good mood among other things....Good write Moonbee.....:JP]
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Date: 11/24/2009 10:00:00 AM
A delightful read, MoonBee. Your style reminds me somewhat of Izzy Gumbo's. Great work! (Really liked the reference to Lucy and Ricky.) Love, Carolyn
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