Constipation

It was constipation, you know All of the bananas she ate were alarming Then a bit of cheese, brought her to her knees All the little faces she made were so charming It was constipation, you know Eating all that sugar and fast food will do that And too much white bread, brings it to a head It got to the point, she was ready to chew fat It was constipation, I know I was staying with her and that’s all she fed me Drinking all that cow, played a part and how Now I guess we both better lay off that red meat! Heed the words I’ve said, we are both half dead and now constipation lies ahead To the tune of ‘Fascination” by Nat King Cole