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Milly

There was a young midwife called Milly.
      She acted a bit like a filly.
        When dad left elated
       and mum was sedated,
  Milly played with the doctor's willy.

Copyright © Jean Murray | Year Posted 2015

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Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/6/2018 6:19:00 PM hahaha That was a SUPER fine humorous poem. Which contest did it place in? It was a well deserved win. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/6/2018 6:19:00 PM oops, I went way back in time. I think I am not on your current page!!! and I notice I had visited this one three years ago or so Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 4/6/2018 6:54:00 PM Yes this is an oldie Andrea. I'm glad you like it.

Teddy Kimathi Date: 8/16/2016 5:51:00 PM Congrats Jean, for your placement with this fine piece!! ;-) Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 8/16/2016 8:28:00 PM Thank you Teddy.

Jan Allison Date: 8/10/2016 11:46:00 AM I do remember this one Jean - great to read it again lol:-) congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 8/10/2016 12:29:00 PM Ditto Janno.

Eve Roper Date: 8/10/2016 11:26:00 AM Jean, congratulations on your win, very funny poem. Hugs Eve Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 8/10/2016 12:28:00 PM Anything to make you smile Eve.

Janice Canerdy Date: 8/10/2016 10:51:00 AM A 7 for this funny WINNING poem, Jean! Yep, ya gotta look out for those Millys! Janice Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 8/10/2016 12:28:00 PM Thank you Janice.

Poet Destroyer A Date: 2/6/2016 11:15:00 AM Thank you Jean, It's a good mood selfie. :) the picture. LINDA Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 2/5/2016 2:36:00 AM Jean, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Love Linda Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 2/5/2016 5:14:00 AM Love the photo Linda. Thank you again.

Hansteven Selfa Date: 1/31/2016 8:59:00 AM Jean, Fantastic! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest! Login to Reply

Viv Wigley Date: 1/31/2016 3:23:00 AM Rude alert! Rude alert! Nice to see some naughtiness in the mix, congrats Jean. Viv x Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 1/31/2016 11:22:00 AM Viv, your poems are full of jizz They bubble and they fizz. As we were both born in 59, I understand and I can chime with "Get on up!" and "Move on down." I can tell you also like to act the clown. Thank you for your warning "Rude alert" I must post more to keep you pert!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/30/2016 12:50:00 PM haha, you naughty girl you. Congrats on the win. Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 1/30/2016 12:51:00 PM It's hard to be good I find Andrea.

Terry O'Leary Date: 1/30/2016 5:30:00 AM Very funny! Congrats on your win!! Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 1/30/2016 11:18:00 AM Thank you Terry.

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 1/30/2016 3:25:00 AM Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick Jean. Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 1/30/2016 11:18:00 AM Thank you Dr.

Skat A Date: 1/30/2016 2:32:00 AM Jean, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT ** Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 1/29/2016 6:21:00 PM Many congrats jean I loved your humour here you are a very funny lady:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/29/2016 6:30:00 PM ha ha ha Jean:-) hugs Jan xxxx Jean Murray Date: 1/29/2016 6:27:00 PM I'm number one....I'm number one!! To think I entered just for fun. Jan ,you made me feel so happy, I almost peed in my nappy!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/27/2015 3:58:00 PM hahaha. I hope this is in Jan's contest. I think it will do quite well. Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 12/27/2015 4:10:00 PM It .....Nitwit. Jean Murray Date: 12/27/2015 4:09:00 PM I wrote is especially for it. Thank you Andrea.