675 point 333
675.333 is ? of 2026
We’re a third of the way done with 2026. I thought we ought to compare notes on the powerful tides of 2026 - what’s in, so far, and what’s out.
So, it’s with immense excitement that I present my lists.
You won’t find this elsewhere on the Internet provocation engine,
- it’s a lot of vibes for one piece - let’s go
What’s in, in 2026? What’s out
Gen Z directness, bets,
slop content, Dutch paintings,
excessive sugar, exercise,
self judgement, the U.S.A,
credit card debt, flip phones,
candy cigarettes, careerism,
cowboys getting Botox, offline sex,
being honest, sexual identities,
taking stuff personally, monogamy,
nonsexual nudity, being swole,
flash photography, sentimentality,
using your phone at dinner, dog friendly snacks,
Dance Dance Revolution, being nonchalant,
mass hysteria, avoiding politics,
performative dinner parties, coffee tea mixes,
jelly filled beignets, trad wives,
expressing gratitude, endless screenshots,
pandering art, monetizing hobbies,
believing in a God. AI relationships
beach energy, the high road,
weekends with no plans, making fake plans,
closet sales, republican crazy,
Prada collapse sneakers, eating for your blood type,
Thrifting hauls corporate headshots,
confidence on the metro productivity apps,
Extra - advice for the lovers out there:
Tell your boyfriend when you’re unhappy,
while you can still turn the boat around.
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A song for this:
Half Real by Geese [E]
Under The Stars by The Moving Stills
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*this list was edited for time
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