6'2 With 5'5 Eyes:

Hey everyone, look at me!  Wait....they are.  Coool!
  
Look at Tom.  I think he's starting to bald a little.  Poor guy.
  
Oh my!  I haven't cleaned in awhile.  That's alot of dust on that shelf.
  
Better hurry to catch my elevator.  Whoa!  Why's that door so low?

Hold my hand dear.  Sorry.  Hope that's not tiring your arm at this height.

Damn!  This car seats tight.  Are we growing midgets around here?

Oh, sorry ma'am.  Am I blocking your light to read that?  My bad.

All this excitement for an extra 3/4's of a foot.

Huh! Who would'o thunk it?
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Allison Avatar
June 1, 2016 at 3:47 AM
I wish I was taller - then again I never have any issues hitting my head on door frames lol this humourous write sure made me smile:-) hugs Jan xx
Rossi Avatar
June 2, 2016 at 7:31 PM
Thanks. A little tongue in cheek. :)
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