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THREE KINGS IN SEARCH OF NEW AGONG

So you see lah! dese three big noise fellas come last time outstation
To Judea now got Israel - visa ready, (back-hand donation)

Dey pretty dam clever also high class, all got top degrees, 
Not China cheap stuff, in their country they sure da bees knees

 Dey know which way go. No sat nav, but got big shiny star
 Like North South highway sign, it bring dem a long way so far

So dey come wofore lah? I tell you. Dey look for new born King
Not just Sultan; dis super-king - big Agong one, extra bling

Now dey askin "Where got new Agong lah? "-  dey get dis reply:
“You dam stupid ah! Got king already, an’ he one mean guy”

He not want no takeover, you better stay clear his domain
So dey get back on camels an follow big star again.

Pretty soon star stop over big wood Atap animal godown
Dey think: "Dis not for Agong, like Ritz or da Hilton up town

Master bateroom, sweet bathrom including free breakfast buffet
Dey decide to go look-see, dey tarik the door anyway

Inside all dark an smelly (what expect with cows, sheep an’ goats lah!) 
Two smart fellas go cautious to small light in dark corner far

Da third one not careful; he step on big iron rake Waah!
Sure not clever - rake stick in foot, swing up - hit nose - sees more star

In dat hurt-him-bad moment  he feels that his nose has been diced
He cry out in the darkness: “OMG! - Ayah! JESUS CHRIST!”

All go quiet. Beasts stop moo, baa, chew, grunt, fart, hush deep like heaven
Den small voice say "Dat's a good name lah! Maybe we not call him Kevin”

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