2 Bit Psychic

I've got 2 bit psychic powers
On that just trust me
Where barely beyond my nose
Is how far into the future I can see

And as far as communicating goes
With those on the other side
I have a hard enough time talking with
Loved ones here in life

My bank account is so low
I can't afford a Crystal ball
The closest thing I have to that
Is the glass knob on my door

Where the only reflection in it
That I have ever seen
Is my sweaty palm print
As I daily take my leave

And when it comes to Tarot cards
I would never dare to touch
The only pictures that I like
Are those in comic books

So sit across the table
And gaze into my eyes
You'll see I'll be a 2 bit psychic
Until the day I die
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Allison Avatar
October 8, 2016 at 7:09 PM
If this was for a contest I would predict it was a winner lol - great humour as ever Mike:-) hugs jan xx
Hoffman Avatar
October 8, 2016 at 6:48 PM
Good description of most if not all of the "psychics" out there Mike! :)
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