23 Hour Atm

According to the local reports The 24 hr. ATM on Main Street Opened on time again forever Today and every day as predicted Aint fake news great in America They also say at 11:00 am the ATM went missing Jack was ninety. Jack was nimble. Jack was quick Forget about the candle stick He used dynamite for the job And wore clown shoes size 49 And makeup to keep it real And brought his favorite stilts To make him taller and less conspicuous Harder to identify in a line up Strapping the ATM on his back was tricky One stilt broke in the get away escape We don't know why but we can speculate Perhaps the weight ...or height..or cop chase Navigating gets harder as you age The ATM never saw it coming Made it to hour 23 today they say As Jack hobbles or hops away One stilt and plenty of cash on hand Aint life grand.......grand theft that is