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- Party Games -

When your boyfriend comes home late at night
               Your chances are great that you will be in trouble

                                   Here we go again
                             He stinks alcohol and vomit

            // She is angry ... (how angry?) ... hysterical angry //
 
                                       His explanation :

               "Of course, things did not go as I planned, my dear
              The beer was served in the German way, in liter mugs
                                          I'm so sorry
             There were wild conditions all night and time went so fast
                 The rules were simple ~ but a hard competition"
                                         
                                     The walk of shame
                                      (to the bathroom)

                                                 *
                    The head dunks, the party is definitely over
                                        
                                               He :
               "Life sucks ... stop the carousel I'm dizzy ... so dizzy"
                                 
                                             "STOP" !
       
                                                 *

                   












24.02.2018
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Keith O.J. Hunt Date: 3/1/2018 7:50:00 AM That's why I only bought 3 coronas last night! And my girlfriend was in trouble, not me! But I forgive easily....no vomit....my German side is too distinguished to puke on 3 big boys, probably the Bavarian(lol). Very funny poem Sunshine, the ending is genius. Have to fave this;-) Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/1/2018 1:32:00 PM - No vomiting ... (thank you) ... I can not stand vomiting ... disgusting !!! :))) - Yes, you have to fave it, and hang it on the toilet :))) - Thank you for your visit and honest comment , Keith :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Reason A. Poteet Date: 2/28/2018 7:03:00 AM I like the way you put this together, Anne-Elise. I'm glad you left him feeling so miserable. When we were in Austria at a musical show, the beer was served either in tiny shot glasses or huge mugs. And oh, those guys that "could handle" a mug or more, they could hardly get back on the bus. Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/28/2018 7:13:00 AM :))) ... I can see them ... dizzy :))) - Thank you for your visit, comment and fun story, R.A.P. :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Andrea Dietrich Date: 2/27/2018 6:00:00 PM Yep, that is a great assessment, YOU will be in trouble for the dang boyfriend coming home late!! GREAT picture too, sweetie. Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/28/2018 2:59:00 AM - Thank you for your visit and lovely comment, Andrea :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison Date: 2/27/2018 2:18:00 PM Poem made me giggle and the pic is hilarious Anne lisa!:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/27/2018 2:45:00 PM - Glad you enjoy this with a giggle, thank you Jan :) - hugs // Anne-LisE :)

Richard Lamoureux Date: 2/27/2018 1:04:00 PM I'm glad to say I have not experiences this many times in my life. Love the cartoon as well. Hugs Rick. Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/27/2018 1:08:00 PM - I have not either, Richard ... luckily :) - To be honest ... I do not like the taste of alkehol - Thank you for your visit and lovely comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Vladislav Raven Date: 2/27/2018 8:58:00 AM Hi Anne-Lise, another excellent write from your pen. I can remember such nights, grew out of them quick enough. The worst thing happened as i did read your work, i got the giggles. Rather childish of me, i know. Well,you succeeded in making me laugh. Loved it. Have a wonderful Tuesday. Hugs....Mike. XX Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/27/2018 11:32:00 AM - Nice to see you, Mike :) - Thank you for your visit and lovely comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

CayCay Jennings Date: 2/26/2018 10:42:00 AM You entertained me and glad I am not to feel as the poem's drinker does. Cleverness from your pen was a good time for me! All the best ... CayCay Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/26/2018 11:22:00 AM - No, he does not feel good at all - Thank you for your visit and lovely comment, CayCay :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Melissa Tracy Date: 2/26/2018 9:12:00 AM Enjoyable read, Anne-Lise :) good luck in the contest! Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/26/2018 11:17:00 AM - Melissa, thank you for your visit and lovely comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Probir Gupta Date: 2/26/2018 6:45:00 AM Superbly written , Sunshine ... smile expanding into laugh ... good luck with the contest ... Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/26/2018 6:48:00 AM - Thank you for your visit and lovely comment, Probir :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Anisha Dutta Date: 2/25/2018 10:56:00 PM Made me laugh. Best wishes n hugs Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/26/2018 12:36:00 AM - Anisha, thank you for your visit and lovely comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Cheryl Hoffman Date: 2/25/2018 8:31:00 PM Lol, looks like the donkey did more than pin the tail on the donkey! Thanks for the chuckle Ann-Lise and good luck in the contest!~Che :) Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/26/2018 12:38:00 AM - A long night .... with a lot of beer :) - Thank you for your visit and lovely comment, Cheryl :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Silent One Date: 2/25/2018 4:24:00 PM MAde me smile :) Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/26/2018 12:34:00 AM - A smile is great, S.O. :) - Thank you for your visit and lovely comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Ravi Sathasivam Date: 2/25/2018 7:43:00 AM Excellent and a fun read. Enjoyed the humor. Good luck in the contest. (Returned from my Vacation last week) Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/25/2018 7:47:00 AM - Welcome back, Ravi - Nice to see you :) - Thank you for your visit and lovely comment :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Arturo Michael Date: 2/25/2018 7:10:00 AM I don't think he's going to get away with that excuse...really entertaining... All the best Anne-Lise Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/25/2018 7:20:00 AM - No, he must certainly sleep on the couch :) - Thank you very much, Arturo :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Supraja Kannan Date: 2/24/2018 10:53:00 PM Ha ha... This is so funny Anne... Loved it... Good luck in the contest... Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/25/2018 6:41:00 AM - Thank you very much, Supraja :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Heidi Sands Date: 2/24/2018 5:24:00 PM Funny Anne-Lise! I enjoyed :) Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/25/2018 6:41:00 AM - Thank you very much, Heidi :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Tom Cunningham Date: 2/24/2018 4:09:00 PM Haha bet his head was throbbing the next day. Good luck in the contest Sunshine. Love the new pic. Tom Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/25/2018 6:40:00 AM - Thank you very much, Tom :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Vijay Pandit Date: 2/24/2018 3:26:00 PM A fun read..enjoyed the humor..best for a win, Anne-Lise. Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 2/25/2018 6:40:00 AM - Thank you very much, Vijay :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)