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- I Do Not Want Eggs - Do Not Like Eggs -

Little Laila was on overnight visits to Grandma Early in the morning Grandma made Sunday breakfast Little Laila came into the kitchen where the smell of freshly cooked coffee, freshly baked bread....and "boiled egg" Little Laila does not like eggs....and says to her Grandma "I do not want eggs - do not like eggs" But Grandma had not boiled eggs she had farted and it smelled like eggs Grandma got a good laugh And I hope you will laugh at this too.... :) True story 09.06.2012 Anne-Lise Andresen :) Copyright © All Rights Reserved (5th in the contest)

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Jack Ellison

Date: 11/25/2012 5:16:00 PM

What a cute surprise ending! One good egg poem deserves another! LOL Yours was funny... love and hugs, Jack xox

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 11/26/2012 12:47:00 AM

Jack, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Lillie Williams

Date: 11/15/2012 6:59:00 AM

I guess little Laila got a surprise uh? This did make me laugh, when I got to the end. Thanks Anne for sharing. :-)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 11/15/2012 10:08:00 AM

Lillie, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

David Williams

Date: 10/15/2012 5:45:00 AM

Anne-Lise yep two of a kind, I like this,,,David

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/15/2012 5:47:00 AM

David, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Lucilla Carrillo

Date: 8/9/2012 4:57:00 AM

ANNE; This was one to laugh at. Did you ever here of green eggs and ham . Thanks for sharing. Lucilla

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 8/9/2012 5:02:00 AM

Green egg and ham ?no... - Thank you for visit and laugh Lucilla. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Kenisha Shines

Date: 7/24/2012 7:42:00 AM

good one.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 7/24/2012 10:07:00 AM

Kenisha, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Courtney Courtney

Date: 7/18/2012 1:51:00 PM

cute poem , have fun on vacation Turkey is a wonerous place. Are you on a farm, in a hotel or in the desert? watch out for tornadoes if your by the wind farm

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 7/18/2012 3:23:00 PM

Ruth, thank you for visit and comments my poem.....comming home tomorrow. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Sara Kendrick

Date: 6/21/2012 4:21:00 PM

I know that I commented on this work but my comment is gone..I remember the humor in it because of PD's recent contest..Congrats on your win..Enjoyed reading..Sara

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/22/2012 12:36:00 AM

Always welcome Sara, thank you for congrats. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 6/19/2012 1:47:00 PM

LOL..deadly! Congrad's on Your Win Light & Love

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/19/2012 1:49:00 PM

Debbie, thank you for congrats. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Vicky Tsiluma

Date: 6/19/2012 2:58:00 AM

Poor Laila, she must be traumatized after that experience. And her grandma ...well, I'd laugh too if I were her. Congrats on your win!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/19/2012 4:14:00 AM

Vicky, thank you for smile, visit and congrats. - oxox love Anne-Lise

David Williams

Date: 6/19/2012 1:52:00 AM

Anne-Lise congrats on your win, is Arild ok or have I just been missing his writes?...David

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/19/2012 1:56:00 AM

David, thank you - (Arild is ok. - no writes)- oxox Anne-Lise

Gwendolen Song

Date: 6/18/2012 12:17:00 PM

Hey, let's meet in Paris over some green eggs and ham to celebrate this awesome victory! Whatdya say, granny?...congrats to u--oh, happy day! It is fun to see your name on the winner's list, but it is even more fun and enjoyable to see your friends who have been working so hard too! Love ya girlie. Gwendolen

Courtney Courtney
Date: 7/18/2012 1:53:00 PM

I love these contests Eggs, Monopoly, stars I bet there hard to judge

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/18/2012 1:02:00 PM

Gwen, thank you. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 6/18/2012 11:18:00 AM

Congratulations on your win in Susan's "Eggs" contest Anne Lise. Love, Carol

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/18/2012 11:47:00 AM

Carol, thank you. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Jonas L. Rozario

Date: 6/18/2012 10:43:00 AM

Hey grandma I see you won in this contest...woohooo way to go. See I told you, that you should enter contest more often...isn't it fun!!! Well I really enjoyed this funny little poem....BIG CONGRATS...:)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/18/2012 10:55:00 AM

Thank you my grandson....I did not know it....had to check.... - hug from grandma :)

Jayachandran Chakrapany

Date: 6/17/2012 9:27:00 AM

'' we can see a thousand miracles around us everyday .what is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken ?''.i cannot laugh .true .but so sad as a talented poetess like you think it as a joke .sorry .jk

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/17/2012 10:38:00 AM

jk. - thank you for visit and comments. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Robert Ball

Date: 6/15/2012 7:06:00 AM

Thank you for sharing this, i truly like true stories, they are truly life experiences.Also thank you for your comments and views appreciate these comments tremondously. Going to soon have picture and frames from our poetry and library for simplyspiritual20@hotmail.com They are part of an exclusive series of litho's, Thesepaintings are all different n carry the words of the Father, only 25 made and then on to naother series of paintings, God bless

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/15/2012 9:10:00 AM

Robert, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Tim B

Date: 6/13/2012 12:07:00 PM

Hilarious, caught me off guard and had me laughing for awhile. Thanks for sharing Anne.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/13/2012 12:19:00 PM

Tim, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Tim Ryerson

Date: 6/13/2012 8:11:00 AM

Yes, I AM laughing at this! Although I would NEVER do such a disgusting thing (yeah, right) Thanks for making my day!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/13/2012 9:33:00 AM

Tim, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Debra Falgout

Date: 6/13/2012 5:36:00 AM

LOL,,,yes and we know them boiled egg farts are not too nice,,,,thanks for the laugh as i start my morning,,,have a good day,,,love debra

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/13/2012 6:13:00 AM

Debra, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Keith Bickerstaffe

Date: 6/12/2012 2:35:00 PM

Hee hee hee!!! I LOVE it! God bless Laila and her Grandma... Best wishes, Keith

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/12/2012 3:05:00 PM

Keith, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Tanya Harrington

Date: 6/12/2012 2:01:00 PM

Ha! Oh, you pulled me in with that one!! Kinda like "pull my finger" Funny...Tanya And thank you for your comments!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/12/2012 2:07:00 PM

Tanya, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem - oxox love Anne-Lise

Carol Eastman

Date: 6/12/2012 12:58:00 PM

LOL. Cute write...

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/12/2012 1:00:00 PM

Carol, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Bl Devnath

Date: 6/12/2012 11:55:00 AM

Hahaha..........., enjoyed and laughed certainly. Loved always, bl

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/12/2012 11:58:00 AM

bl. - thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Daver Austin

Date: 6/12/2012 10:36:00 AM

Wonderful humor. I can recall, back in the 30s when I was a little kid, the eggs were not usually as fresh as they should have been. They didn't taste good, and, yes, smelled like a fart. Love it. daver

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/12/2012 10:54:00 AM

Daver, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem to day. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Nette Onclaud

Date: 6/12/2012 10:04:00 AM

sending waffles along your way, anne!... happy day and hugggs! :)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/12/2012 10:53:00 AM

OK. nette.......................

Judy Ball

Date: 6/12/2012 6:01:00 AM

This is real country humor. Boiled eggs can smell pretty bad. Thanks for a giggle to start my day. God Bless, JB Ps Sorry haven't been around much. My puter is really acting up. Really slow, skips lines and puts the bottom line in the middle of a previous sentence and freezes up.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/12/2012 7:15:00 AM

Judy, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise