- A Fake Santa Claus -


Santa Claus so creepy and weird
Neon pink bathrobe, mask cracked and yellowed beard
On his left arm my dad`s clock, so strange - we feared
Mom just smile and laugh, dad in the bathroom - afterwards he reappeared






22.11.2015
- Anne-Lise Andresen :)

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Date: 12/23/2015 8:12:00 PM
Merry Christmas Anne Lise... you brought a smile to my face Anne Lise. I think of the beer and biscuits left out for Santa that were gone on Christmas morning - thank you Anne Lise - Lindsay
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Date: 12/25/2015 6:37:00 AM
- Merry Christmas, Lindsay :) - Thanks for visiting, smile and comments - Christmas hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/3/2015 1:54:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. We try to fool children by pretending but they always know when we do it. Blessings and Merry Christmas Edith
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Date: 12/3/2015 2:12:00 PM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, M.B. :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/3/2015 11:58:00 AM
Dear Anne Lise This work of yours totally made me laugh, great job my friend OMG, love it completely I can see this Santa lol wonderful imagery, and thanks for the review of my the legend poem after all you inspired it by bringing back the childhood memory of that story, thanks for that my friend, you have a great weekend coming up, cheri
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Date: 12/3/2015 12:04:00 PM
- He was a ridiculous figure ..... no wonder that my mom smiled and laughed :))) Thanks for the visit and comments, Cherl :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/2/2015 12:56:00 PM
Congratulations Anne Lise.
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Date: 12/3/2015 2:49:00 AM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, Nayda :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/1/2015 8:59:00 PM
Sweet memory Anne Lise. I broke my poor daughter's heart when I had to explain Santa to her.
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Date: 12/2/2015 4:14:00 AM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, James :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/1/2015 4:46:00 PM
A vanishing Santa trick, Anne Lise:) Loved your Christmas memory:) Congratulations on this lovely win. hugs // paul
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Date: 12/2/2015 4:13:00 AM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, Paul :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/1/2015 4:39:00 PM
Very cute, and so true, Anne Lise. The way parents try to keep kids believing! And, of course, the kids are really smart and kind of play along. Great memory. Congratulations on your win. Hugs, Sandra
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Date: 12/2/2015 4:13:00 AM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, Sandra :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/1/2015 4:08:00 PM
I had an uncle who did the same type of thing when we had Christmas at Grandma's house. Congrats on your win, Anne Lise.
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Date: 12/2/2015 4:12:00 AM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, Dan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/1/2015 3:44:00 PM
oh this is a fun one. I FOUND it. Congrats in the contest.
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Date: 12/2/2015 4:11:00 AM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, Andrea :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/1/2015 1:13:00 PM
Suspicious Santa :) Congratulations on your win, Anne Lise, this was great!
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Date: 12/1/2015 1:31:00 PM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, Eve :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/1/2015 12:34:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/1/2015 1:29:00 PM
- Jan, thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/1/2015 9:35:00 AM
This brought a big smile to my face... Congrats on your placement in the contest Anne Lise. Hugs, Rahy
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Date: 12/1/2015 11:44:00 AM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - Nice to share with you, Rahy :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/1/2015 7:18:00 AM
Congrats on your win Anne
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Date: 12/1/2015 11:44:00 AM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - Nice to share with you, Joseph :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/1/2015 4:12:00 AM
Congrats on your creepy Santa that helped you to a win!
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Date: 12/1/2015 11:43:00 AM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - Nice to share with you, Balveen :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/1/2015 1:42:00 AM
...and back to congratulate your creepy Santa, Anne Lise. Viv x
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Date: 12/1/2015 11:43:00 AM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - Nice to share with you, Viv :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 12/1/2015 1:20:00 AM
Congrats on the contest win! Good rhyming poem.
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Date: 12/1/2015 11:43:00 AM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - Nice to share with you, Susan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 11/30/2015 11:45:00 PM
Such a sweet memory n write Anne Lise.. congrats on fine win!
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Date: 12/1/2015 11:42:00 AM
- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - Nice to share with you, Dr. Upma :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 11/28/2015 4:21:00 PM
So sweet this is.. I do wear pillows over my tummy and wear santa clause 's costume.Its the third yr im gomna do it..This Christmas Im doing it in the dark ..cuz im sure my three yr old will recognize me.Lovely memory you shared sweet anne-lise.
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Date: 11/28/2015 4:29:00 PM
- Not easy to "trick" children, good luck :) - Thanks for the visit and comments, Charmaine :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 11/27/2015 1:10:00 AM
Anne Lise this surely is a cute lovely sweet funny scene.. hugs and God bless.. =`)~Olive Eloisa
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Date: 11/27/2015 3:09:00 AM
- Thanks for the visit and comments, Olive :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 11/26/2015 10:04:00 AM
Wao , daddy played that on you but mummy knew who Santa was,good Memory Anne, goodluck in the contest...hugs
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Date: 11/26/2015 12:16:00 PM
- Thanks for the visit and comments :) - Always nice to see you Kayod5 - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 11/24/2015 4:50:00 PM
Santa Claus had come and been, and dad was in the kitchen seen..great poem babe... all good here ...
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Date: 11/25/2015 2:54:00 AM
- Thanks for the visit and comments, Don :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 11/24/2015 1:38:00 PM
ha ha this is great. give your Dad top marks for trying. SuZ
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Date: 11/24/2015 1:41:00 PM
- Yes, he deserves it :) - Thanks for the visit and comments, SuZ :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 11/23/2015 2:50:00 PM
Okay..Not so sure that I get this one..Funny for the contest..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara
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Date: 11/23/2015 3:03:00 PM
- We had no Santa Claus costume, my dad borrowed my mom`s bathrobe and a very old Santa Claus mask that was cracked and the beard were yellowed with age ..... he was not pretty, Sara :)
Date: 11/23/2015 7:43:00 AM
Cherished moments of the past that cannot be repeated in the future! Loved it! Good luck, Anne-Lise!
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Date: 11/23/2015 11:26:00 AM
- Thanks for the visit and comments, Demetrios :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Date: 11/23/2015 1:38:00 AM
Yes, Anne Lise, when creepy Santa appears, where's your Dad when you need him? Great memory and a great write. Viv x
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Date: 11/23/2015 6:03:00 AM
- Not available when I was really scared ..... always on the toilet when Santa Claus came ..... strange :))) - Thanks for the visit and comments, Viv :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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