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- A Fake Santa Claus -

Santa Claus so creepy and weird Neon pink bathrobe, mask cracked and yellowed beard On his left arm my dad`s clock, so strange - we feared Mom just smile and laugh, dad in the bathroom - afterwards he reappeared 22.11.2015 - Anne-Lise Andresen :)

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/23/2015 8:12:00 PM

Merry Christmas Anne Lise... you brought a smile to my face Anne Lise. I think of the beer and biscuits left out for Santa that were gone on Christmas morning - thank you Anne Lise - Lindsay

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/25/2015 6:37:00 AM

- Merry Christmas, Lindsay :) - Thanks for visiting, smile and comments - Christmas hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Mama Bear

Date: 12/3/2015 1:54:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. We try to fool children by pretending but they always know when we do it. Blessings and Merry Christmas Edith

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/3/2015 2:12:00 PM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, M.B. :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Cherl Dunn

Date: 12/3/2015 11:58:00 AM

Dear Anne Lise This work of yours totally made me laugh, great job my friend OMG, love it completely I can see this Santa lol wonderful imagery, and thanks for the review of my the legend poem after all you inspired it by bringing back the childhood memory of that story, thanks for that my friend, you have a great weekend coming up, cheri

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/3/2015 12:04:00 PM

- He was a ridiculous figure ..... no wonder that my mom smiled and laughed :))) Thanks for the visit and comments, Cherl :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Nayda Ivette Negron Flores

Date: 12/2/2015 12:56:00 PM

Congratulations Anne Lise.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/3/2015 2:49:00 AM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, Nayda :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

James Inman

Date: 12/1/2015 8:59:00 PM

Sweet memory Anne Lise. I broke my poor daughter's heart when I had to explain Santa to her.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/2/2015 4:14:00 AM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, James :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Paul Callus

Date: 12/1/2015 4:46:00 PM

A vanishing Santa trick, Anne Lise:) Loved your Christmas memory:) Congratulations on this lovely win. hugs // paul

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/2/2015 4:13:00 AM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, Paul :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Sandra Haight

Date: 12/1/2015 4:39:00 PM

Very cute, and so true, Anne Lise. The way parents try to keep kids believing! And, of course, the kids are really smart and kind of play along. Great memory. Congratulations on your win. Hugs, Sandra

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/2/2015 4:13:00 AM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, Sandra :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Dan Cwiak

Date: 12/1/2015 4:08:00 PM

I had an uncle who did the same type of thing when we had Christmas at Grandma's house. Congrats on your win, Anne Lise.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/2/2015 4:12:00 AM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, Dan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/1/2015 3:44:00 PM

oh this is a fun one. I FOUND it. Congrats in the contest.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/2/2015 4:11:00 AM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, Andrea :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Eve Roper

Date: 12/1/2015 1:13:00 PM

Suspicious Santa :) Congratulations on your win, Anne Lise, this was great!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/1/2015 1:31:00 PM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time, Eve :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

Date: 12/1/2015 12:34:00 PM

Dropping back with my congrats Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/1/2015 1:29:00 PM

- Jan, thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Rahy Hy

Date: 12/1/2015 9:35:00 AM

This brought a big smile to my face... Congrats on your placement in the contest Anne Lise. Hugs, Rahy

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/1/2015 11:44:00 AM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - Nice to share with you, Rahy :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Joseph May

Date: 12/1/2015 7:18:00 AM

Congrats on your win Anne

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/1/2015 11:44:00 AM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - Nice to share with you, Joseph :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Balveen Cheema

Date: 12/1/2015 4:12:00 AM

Congrats on your creepy Santa that helped you to a win!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/1/2015 11:43:00 AM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - Nice to share with you, Balveen :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Viv Wigley

Date: 12/1/2015 1:42:00 AM

...and back to congratulate your creepy Santa, Anne Lise. Viv x

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/1/2015 11:43:00 AM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - Nice to share with you, Viv :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Susan Gentry

Date: 12/1/2015 1:20:00 AM

Congrats on the contest win! Good rhyming poem.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/1/2015 11:43:00 AM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - Nice to share with you, Susan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 11/30/2015 11:45:00 PM

Such a sweet memory n write Anne Lise.. congrats on fine win!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 12/1/2015 11:42:00 AM

- Thanks for the congrats on my Christmas memories from many years back in time :) - Nice to share with you, Dr. Upma :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 11/28/2015 4:21:00 PM

So sweet this is.. I do wear pillows over my tummy and wear santa clause 's costume.Its the third yr im gomna do it..This Christmas Im doing it in the dark ..cuz im sure my three yr old will recognize me.Lovely memory you shared sweet anne-lise.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 11/28/2015 4:29:00 PM

- Not easy to "trick" children, good luck :) - Thanks for the visit and comments, Charmaine :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 11/27/2015 1:10:00 AM

Anne Lise this surely is a cute lovely sweet funny scene.. hugs and God bless.. =`)~Olive Eloisa

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 11/27/2015 3:09:00 AM

- Thanks for the visit and comments, Olive :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Kayod5 Kayode

Date: 11/26/2015 10:04:00 AM

Wao , daddy played that on you but mummy knew who Santa was,good Memory Anne, goodluck in the contest...hugs

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 11/26/2015 12:16:00 PM

- Thanks for the visit and comments :) - Always nice to see you Kayod5 - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Don Johnson

Date: 11/24/2015 4:50:00 PM

Santa Claus had come and been, and dad was in the kitchen seen..great poem babe... all good here ...

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 11/25/2015 2:54:00 AM

- Thanks for the visit and comments, Don :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 11/24/2015 1:38:00 PM

ha ha this is great. give your Dad top marks for trying. SuZ

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 11/24/2015 1:41:00 PM

- Yes, he deserves it :) - Thanks for the visit and comments, SuZ :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/23/2015 2:50:00 PM

Okay..Not so sure that I get this one..Funny for the contest..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 11/23/2015 3:03:00 PM

- We had no Santa Claus costume, my dad borrowed my mom`s bathrobe and a very old Santa Claus mask that was cracked and the beard were yellowed with age ..... he was not pretty, Sara :)

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 11/23/2015 7:43:00 AM

Cherished moments of the past that cannot be repeated in the future! Loved it! Good luck, Anne-Lise!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 11/23/2015 11:26:00 AM

- Thanks for the visit and comments, Demetrios :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Viv Wigley

Date: 11/23/2015 1:38:00 AM

Yes, Anne Lise, when creepy Santa appears, where's your Dad when you need him? Great memory and a great write. Viv x

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 11/23/2015 6:03:00 AM

- Not available when I was really scared ..... always on the toilet when Santa Claus came ..... strange :))) - Thanks for the visit and comments, Viv :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)