The camel has a single hump;/ The dromedary, two;/ Or else the other way around./ I'm never sure. Are you?

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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.

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He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.

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The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!

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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

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