Look What You Did Christopher!
Read 'Look What You Did Christopher!' by 'Ogden Nash' and provide your summary and literary analysis in the comments section below.
Look What You Did Christopher! by Ogden Nash
In fourteen hundred and ninety-two,
Someone sailed the ocean blue.
Somebody borrowed the fare in Spain
For a business trip on the bounding main,
And to prove to the people, by actual test,
You could get to the East by sailing West.
Somebody said, Sail on! Sail on!
And studied China and China's lingo,
And cried from the bow, There's China now!
And promptly bumped into San Domingo.
Somebody murmured, Oh dear, oh dear!
I've discovered the Western Hemisphere.
And that, you may think, my friends, was that.
But it wasn't. Not by a fireman's hat.
Well enough wasn't left alone,
And Columbus was only a cornerstone.
There came the Spaniards,
There came the Greeks,
There came the Pilgrims in leather breeks.
There came the Dutch,
And the Poles and Swedes,
The Persians, too,
And perhaps the Medes,
The Letts, the Lapps, and the Lithuanians,
Regal Russians, and ripe Roumanians.
There came the French
And there came the Finns,
And the Japanese
With their formal grins.
The Tartars came,
And the Terrible Turks -
In a word, humanity shot the works.
And the country that should have been Cathay
Decided to be
The U.S.A.
And that, you may think, my friends, was that.
But it wasn't. Not by a fireman's hat.
Christopher C. was the cornerstone,
And well enough wasn't left alone.
For those who followed
When he was through,
They burned to discover something, too.
Somebody, bored with rural scenery,
Went to work and invented machinery,
While a couple of other mental giants
Got together
And thought up Science.
Platinum blondes
(They were once peroxide),
Peruvian bonds
And carbon monoxide,
Tax evaders
And Vitamin A,
Vice crusaders,
And tattletale gray -
These, with many another phobia,
We owe to that famous Twelfth of Octobia.
O misery, misery, mumble and moan!
Someone invented the telephone,
And interrupted a nation's slumbers,
Ringing wrong but similar numbers.
Someone devised the silver screen
And the intimate Hollywood magazine,
And life is a Hades
Of clicking cameras,
And foreign ladies
Behaving amorous.
Gags have erased
Amusing dialog,
As gas has replaced
The crackling firelog.
All that glitters is sold as gold,
And our daily diet grows odder and odder,
And breakfast foods are dusty and cold -
It's a wise child
That knows its fodder.
Someone invented the automobile,
And good Americans took the wheel
To view American rivers and rills
And justly famous forests and hills -
But someone equally enterprising
Had invented billboard advertising.
You linger at home
In dark despair,
And wistfully try the electric air.
You hope against hope for a quiz imperial,
And what do they give you?
A doctor serial.
Oh, Columbus was only a cornerstone,
And well enough wasn't left alone,
For the Inquisition was less tyrannical
Than the iron rules of an age mechanical,
Which, because of an error in '92,
Are clamped like corsets on me and you,
While Children of Nature we'd be today
If San Domingo
Had been Cathay.
And that, you may think, my friends, is that.
But it isn't - not by a fireman's hat.
The American people,
With grins jocose,
Always survive the fatal dose.
And though our systems are slightly wobbly,
We'll fool the doctor this time, probly.
Look What You Did Christopher! Summary and Analysis
Ogden Nash turns Columbus's voyage into the start of a comic chain reaction. The poem begins with a playful retelling of the 1492 expedition, but it quickly widens into a mock-history of how one accident of discovery led, in the poet's view, to the whole messy modern world. Columbus becomes less a heroic individual than a "cornerstone" for everything that followed: waves of immigration, inventions, mass media, consumer culture, and the inconveniences of contemporary life.
The poem's movement is delightfully accumulative. Each time it seems to settle on a point, Nash resets the argument and pushes further, using absurd exaggeration to suggest that civilization has grown complicated, artificial, and overwhelming. Beneath the comedy is a sly tension between admiration for American vitality and annoyance at its consequences. The ending softens the complaint, though, by insisting that Americans are resilient enough to survive their own inventions and habits, turning the poem into a lighthearted satire of progress, novelty, and national self-importance.
Tone in Look What You Did Christopher!
Nash's tone is breezy, mischievous, and sharply comic, with a fond willingness to poke at history, progress, and American habits. The mood for the reader is playful at first, then increasingly crowded and ironic as the poem piles up inventions, peoples, and modern annoyances, creating the feeling that life has become hilariously overcomplicated.
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Themes in Look What You Did Christopher!
- Consequences of discovery - Columbus's voyage is treated as the beginning of a long and unpredictable chain of events, suggesting that one historical act can ripple outward into culture, technology, and everyday life.
- Progress as complication - The poem mocks the idea that invention automatically improves life, showing modern conveniences and systems as sources of confusion, annoyance, and pressure.
- Satire of American modernity - Nash jokes about mass media, advertising, automobiles, and consumer habits to portray the United States as energetic but overloaded with its own creations.
- Immigration and cultural mixing - The catalogue of peoples arriving after Columbus presents America as a place built from many backgrounds, while also playfully compressing history into a comic parade.
- Humor as criticism - The poem's light, rhyming wit allows Nash to criticize modern life without sounding grim, making the satire more playful than bitter.
- Resilience and survival - Even while complaining about the modern world, the poem ends by affirming that people adapt and endure, especially the American public.
Literary Devices in Look What You Did Christopher!
- Mock epic - The poem inflates a famous historical event into a sweeping, comic history of the modern world, using grand implications for humorous effect.
- Repetition - The recurring "And that... was that / But it wasn't" pattern creates a rhythmic comic return that keeps extending the argument beyond its apparent ending.
- Hyperbole - Nash exaggerates the consequences of discovery, invention, and modern life to make the absurd scale of progress feel amusing and overwhelming.
- Rhyme and meter - The jaunty rhymes and songlike rhythm give the poem a quick, mischievous energy that helps the satire land lightly.
- Cataloging - Long lists of nationalities, inventions, and modern irritations build a sense of abundance and overload, reinforcing the poem's comic complaint about complexity.
- Irony - The poem treats Columbus as a "cornerstone" of both civilization and inconvenience, implying that historical triumphs can also produce frustrating results.
- Allusion - References to Columbus, Cathay, the Inquisition, Hollywood, and consumer culture connect the joke to recognizable historical and modern touchstones.
- Juxtaposition - The poem places old exploration beside modern machinery, media, and advertising to highlight the distance between heroic myth and everyday nuisance.
Symbolism in Look What You Did Christopher!
- Columbus - He symbolizes the beginning of a historical chain that leads not just to discovery but to the whole crowded, complicated modern world.
- Cathay - This imagined destination stands for the mistaken hope that history might have unfolded more simply or innocently.
- The automobile - It represents modern mobility and freedom, but also the traffic of consumer culture and roadside clutter.
- The telephone - It symbolizes intrusive communication and the way invention can disturb privacy and peace.
- The silver screen - It stands for mass entertainment and the transformation of culture into spectacle.
- Billboard advertising - It symbolizes commercialization and the visual noise of modern life.
Historical Context of Look What You Did Christopher!
Ogden Nash is associated with light verse, a tradition that uses wit, rhyme, and compression to comment on modern life without heavy solemnity. This poem draws on a broad American habit of treating Columbus Day and the figure of Columbus as both celebratory symbol and object of later revision, humor, and cultural reinvention.
The poem also reflects an early- to mid-20th-century world shaped by mass media, consumer goods, industrial technology, and expanding national culture. Its jokes depend on readers recognizing the pressure of modern systems such as advertising, automobiles, radio, film, and bureaucratic life, all of which became central features of everyday experience in the modern United States.
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