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Parody on "
Five Foot Two")
She's a centimetre shorter than a metre and a quarter,
And ev'ry millimetre is in perfect working order,
Has anybody seen my gal?I know I'm only human but I still have the acumen
To know her eyes are flashing 'bout a half a million lumen,
Has anybody seen my gal?A pair of gorgeous gams on her fifty kilograms
When she twirls her skirts.
My chest just thumps and my heart rate jumps
About a hundred kilohertz!
But Fahrengrade or Centiheit,
She's gonna light my fire tonight,
Has anybody seen my gal?original words: Sam Lewis & Joe Youngmusic: Ray Hendersonorig. copyright:1925, Leo Feist Inc., New Yorkorig. source: Readers' Digest Treasury of Best Loved Songsparody words: Paul Caldwell & Brad Hallsparody source: New Kids on the Block, audio tape by Neighbourhood Records, Coburg. Ont., Canadawords altered: to suit specific child audience by Dillytranscribed: Dilly
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