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Famous Spunk Poems by Famous Poets

These are examples of famous Spunk poems written by some of the greatest and most-well-known modern and classical poets. PoetrySoup is a great educational poetry resource of famous spunk poems. These examples illustrate what a famous spunk poem looks like and its form, scheme, or style (where appropriate).

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by Burns, Robert
...el,
Enhuskèd by a fog infernal:
Here, for my wonted rhyming raptures,
I sit and count my sins by chapters;
For life and ***** like ither Christians,
I’m dwindled down to mere existence,
Wi’ nae converse but Gallowa’ bodies,
Wi’ nae kenn’d face but Jenny Geddes,
Jenny, my Pegasean pride!
Dowie she saunters down Nithside,
And aye a westlin leuk she throws,
While tears hap o’er her auld brown nose!
Was it for this, wi’ cannie care,
Thou bure the Bard through many a shire?
At how...Read more of this...



by Burns, Robert
...ho’ I drudge thro’ dub an’ mire
 At pleugh or cart,
My muse, tho’ hamely in attire,
 May touch the heart.


O for a ***** o’ Allan’s glee,
Or Fergusson’s the bauld an’ slee,
Or bright Lapraik’s, my friend to be,
 If I can hit it!
That would be lear eneugh for me,
 If I could get it.


Now, sir, if ye hae friends enow,
Tho’ real friends, I b’lieve, are few;
Yet, if your catalogue be fu’,
 I’se no insist:
But, gif ye want ae friend that’s true,
 I’m on your list.


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by Burns, Robert
...aces sunk;
Partly wi’ love o’ercome sae sair,
 An’ partly she was drunk:
Sir Violino, with an air
 That show’d a man o’ *****,
Wish’d unison between the pair,
 An’ made the bottle clunk
 To their health that night.


But hurchin Cupid shot a shaft,
 That play’d a dame a shavie—
The fiddler rak’d her, fore and aft,
 Behint the chicken cavie.
Her lord, a wight of Homer’s craft, 3
 Tho’ limpin wi’ the spavie,
He hirpl’d up, an’ lap like daft,
 An’ shor’d them Dainty Davi...Read more of this...

by Burns, Robert
...er’s son,
 From this time forth, Confusion!
If mair they deave us wi’ their din,
 Or Patronage intrusion,
We’ll light a *****, and ev’ry skin,
 We’ll rin them aff in fusion
 Like oil, some day.


 Note 1. Alluding to a scoffing ballad which was made on the admission of the late reverend and worthy Mr. Lihdsay to the “Laigh Kirk.”—R. B. [back]
Note 2. Rev. James Oliphant, minister of Chapel of Ease, Kilmarnock. [back]
Note 3. Rev. Jo...Read more of this...

by Service, Robert William
...'im on the nut;
I admit it's 'ard contrivin'
When you 'ears the shells arrivin',
 To discover you're a bloomin' bit o' *****;
But, my lad, you've got to do it,
And your God will see you through it,
 For wot 'E 'ates is funk, funk, funk.

So stand up, son; look gritty,
And just 'um a lively ditty,
 And only be afraid to be afraid;
Just 'old yer rifle steady,
And 'ave yer bay'nit ready,
 For that's the way good soldier-men is made.
And if you 'as to die,
As it sometime...Read more of this...



by Bidart, Frank
...ath it, cut

beneath it, and make it
somehow, come alive ...

 The salt of the earth;
Mom once said, 'Man's ***** is the salt of the earth ...'

--That night, at that Twenty-nine Palms Motel
I had passed a million times on the road, everything

fit together; was alright;
it seemed like
 everything had to be there, like I had spent years
trying, and at last finally finished drawing this
 huge circle ...

--But then, suddenly I knew
somebody ...Read more of this...

by Service, Robert William
...room I'll take, and put up with Kathleen."

Well, she was so dead set to go the Captain said: "By heck!
I like your *****; you take my bunk and I'll camp on the deck."
So days went by then with a sigh she sought him so anew:
"Oh, Captain Geer, Kathleen's a dear, but does she have to moo?
In early morn like motor horn she bellows overhead,
While all the night without respite she snores above my bed.
I know it's true she dotes on you, your smile she seems to miss;
S...Read more of this...

by Frost, Robert
...gin that. You did the best you could
To keep him—though perhaps you didn’t quite
Conceal a wish to see him show the *****
To disobey you. Much his wife’ll thank you.”

“Fred, after all I said! You shan’t make out
That it was any way but what it was.
Did she let on by any word she said
She didn’t thank me?”

“When I told her ‘Gone,’
‘Well then,’ she said, and ‘Well then’—like a threat.
And then her voice came scraping slow: ‘Oh, you,
Why did you let him go’...Read more of this...

by Service, Robert William
...thing was wrong.
When in there stomped the Sheriff, Red McGraw.

Now Red McGraw from Arkansaw was noted for his *****;
He had a dozen notches on his gun;
And whether he was sober or whether he was drunk,
He kept the lousy outlaws on the run.
So now he shouts: "Say, boys, there's been a hold-up Hunker Way,
And by this poke I'm throwin' on the bar,
I bet I'll get the bastard braced before another day,
Or send him where a dozen others are."

He banged the bag of ...Read more of this...

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