Famous Sneezed Poems by Famous Poets

These are examples of famous Sneezed poems written by some of the greatest and most-well-known modern and classical poets. PoetrySoup is a great educational poetry resource of famous sneezed poems. These examples illustrate what a famous sneezed poem looks like and its form, scheme, or style (where appropriate).

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Albert Down Under

...ose. 

Now Wallace could never stand tickling, 
He let out a mumbling roar, 
And before he could do owt about it, 
He'd sneezed Albert out on the floor. 

The Captain went white to the wattles, 
He said, “I'm a son of a gun”. 
He had heard of beasts bringing up children, 
But were first time as he'd seen it done. 

He soon had the radio crackling, 
And flashing the tale far and wide, 
Of the lad who'd set out for Australia, 
Stowed away in a lion's inside. 

The quay it were ...Read more of this...
by Edgar, Marriott


Alberts Return

...ack for the lad. 

Then puttin' `ead down in one corner, 
On `is front paws `e started to walk; 
And `e coughed, and `e sneezed, and `e gargled 
`Till Albert shot out - like a cork! 

Now Wallace felt better directly 
And `is figure once more became lean.
But the only difference with Albert Was,
`is face and `is `ands were quite clean. 

Meanwhile Mr. and Mrs. Ramsbottom 
`Ad gone back to their tea, feelin' blue.
Ma said, "I feel down in the mouth, like.
" Pa said, "Aye, I be...Read more of this...
by Edgar, Marriott

Gioconda And Si-Ya-U

...h goddesses caught cold.
All day
today,
 turning their bare
mountain-like pink behinds to the public,
 they coughed and sneezed...
I caught cold, too.
So as not to look silly smiling with a cold,
I tried to hide my sniffles
 from the visitors.


1 April

Today I saw a Chinese:
 he was nothing like those Chinese with their topknots.
How long
 he gazed at me!
I'm well aware
 the favor of Chinese
 who work ivory like silk
 is not to be taken lightly...


11 April

I caught the n...Read more of this...
by Hikmet, Nazim

Lepracaun or Fairy Shoemaker The

...,
The ***** little Lepracaun;
Offer'd the box with a whimsical grace, -
Pouf! He flung the dust in my face,
And while I sneezed,
Was gone!...Read more of this...
by Allingham, William

The Return of Albert

...come-back for the lad.

So with 'is 'ead down in a corner,
On 'is front paws 'e started to walk,
And 'e coughed and 'e sneezed and 'e gargled,
Till Albert shot out like a cork.

Old Wallace felt better direc'ly,
And 'is figure once more became lean,
But the only difference with Albert
Was 'is face and 'is 'ands were quite clean.

Meanwhile Mister and Missus Ramsbottom
'Ad gone 'ome to tea feeling blue;
Ma says 'I feel down in the mouth like,'
Pa says "Aye! I bet Albert does ...Read more of this...
by Edgar, Marriott


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