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Famous Profanity Poems by Famous Poets

These are examples of famous Profanity poems written by some of the greatest and most-well-known modern and classical poets. PoetrySoup is a great educational poetry resource of famous profanity poems. These examples illustrate what a famous profanity poem looks like and its form, scheme, or style (where appropriate).

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by Service, Robert William
...tongue is always civil,
And though you goad me I will not
Consign you to the divvle.

An no, I never, never swear;
Profanity don't pay;
To cuss won't get you anywhere,
(And neither will to pray.)
And so all blasphemy I stem.
When milk of kindness curds:
But though I never utter them -
Gosh! how I know the words....Read more of this...



by Crane, Stephen
...to see grief upon that face.
Perchance, friend, He is not your God;
If so, spit upon Him.
By it you will do no profanity.
But I --
Ah, sooner would I die
Than see tears in those eyes of my soul....Read more of this...

by Service, Robert William
...ain with every verse would I
 Ernie outvie.

Alas! I cannot claim his high
 Humanity;
Nor emulate his pungent, dry
 Profanity;
Nor share his love of common folk
 Who bear life's yolk.

Oh Ernie, who on earth I knew
 In war and wine,
Though frail of fame, in soul how you
 Were pure and fine!
I'm proud that once when we were plastered
 You called me 'bastard.'...Read more of this...

by Paterson, Andrew Barton
...
Have you no principles, humanitarian? 
Have you no precept -- "Go gather them in?" 

Knew he God's name? In his brutal profanity 
That name was an oath -- out of many but one. 
What did he get from our famed Christianity? 
Where has his soul -- if he had any -- gone? 

Fourteen years old, and what was he taught of it? 
What did he know of God's infinite Grace? 
Draw the dark curtain of shame o'er the thought of it 
Draw the shroud over the jockey-boy's face....Read more of this...

by Service, Robert William
...and forgot;
And now alas! it is too late
My sorry ways to mend,
So sadly I accept my fate,
A Roughneck to the end.

Profanity is in my voice
And slag is in my rhyme,
For I have mucked with men who curse
And grovel in the grime;
My fingers were not formed, I fear,
To frame a pretty pen,
So please forgive me if I veer
From Virtue now and then.

For I would be the living voice,
Though raucous is its tone,
Of men who rarely may rejoice,
Yet barely ever moan:
The rovers of...Read more of this...



by Service, Robert William
...Oh how it would enable me
 To titillate my vanity
If you should choose to label me
 A Poet of Profanity!
For I've been known with vulgar slang
 To stoke the Sacred Fire,
And even used a word like 'hang',
 Suggesting ire.

Yea, I've been slyly told, although
 It savours of inanity,
In print the ladies often show
 A failing for profanity.
So to delight the dears I try,
 And often in the past
In fabricating sonnets I
 Have fulminated: 'Blast!'

...Read more of this...

by Service, Robert William
...nderstand it, till he saw that grinning goat:
Then with eloquence he cussed it, and his final fulmination
Was a poem of profanity impossible to quote.

So blasting goats and petticoats and feeling downright sinful,
Despairfully he wandered in to Shinnigan's shebeen;
And straightway he proceeded to absorb a might skinful
Of the deadliest variety of Shinnigan's potheen.
And when he started homeward it was in the early morning,
But Shamus followed faithfully, a yard behi...Read more of this...

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