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Famous Funniest Poems by Famous Poets

These are examples of famous Funniest poems written by some of the greatest and most-well-known modern and classical poets. PoetrySoup is a great educational poetry resource of famous funniest poems. These examples illustrate what a famous funniest poem looks like and its form, scheme, or style (where appropriate).

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by Wilcox, Ella Wheeler
...airie
Seemed blowing strong and free,
And it seemed not Joe, but Harry
Who was standing there close to me.

And the funniest feverish feeling
Went up from my feet to my head,
With little chills after it stealing---
And my hands got as numb as the dead.
A moment, and then it was over:
The diamond blazed up in my eyes,
And I saw in the face of my lover
A questioning, strange surprise.

Maybe 'twas the scent of the flowers,
That heavy with fragrance bloomed near,
But...Read more of this...



by Butler, Ellis Parker
...;
And one thing that makes it *****
Is that Jabed lives right here.

You ain’t met him? Son, you’ve missed
The most funniest humorist
I’ve met with in my born days—
Funniest talker, anyways,
When it comes to repartee—
That’s the humor catches me!

Like a specimen? Huh! Well,
Take, for instance, his umbrell;
Wouldn’t think, until he spoke,
He could turn that to a joke;
Mark Twain couldn’t, bet you that!
That’s where Meeker beats Mark flat!

Just imagine three or four
Felle...Read more of this...

by McGonagall, William Topaz
...een,
He has a bonnie cheerie mou', and taw blue e'en,
And he prattles like an auld grandfaither richt merrily;
He's the funniest little laddie that ever I did see,
My ain curly fair-hair'd Iaddie, Little Jamie. 

Whene'er that he kens I am coming hame frae my wark,
He runs oot tae meet me as cheerful as the lark,
And he says, faither, I'm wanting just a'e bawbee,
My ain curly fair-hair'd laddie, Little Jamie....Read more of this...

by Stevenson, Robert Louis
...He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed.

The funniest thing about him is the way he likes to grow--
Not at all like proper children, which is always very slow;
For he sometimes shoots up taller like an india-rubber ball,
And he sometimes goes so little that there's none of him at all.

He hasn't got a notion of how children ought to play,
And can only make a fool of me in every sort of way.
He ...Read more of this...

by Lindsay, Vachel
...n with yellow journals round him strewn. 
We laughed and dozed, then roused and read again, 
And vowed O. Henry funniest of men. 
He always worked a triple-hinged surprise 
To end the scene and make one rub his eyes. 

He comes with vaudeville, with stare and leer. 
He comes with megaphone and specious cheer. 

His troupe, too fat or short or long or lean, 
Step from the pages of the magazine 
With slapstick or sombrero or with cane: 
The rube, the cow...Read more of this...



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