Best Funniest Poems

I will write the funniest poem of all time.
Sorry. It has already been done.
I will write the most romantical poem of all time.
Ditto.
I will write...

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The house was full
Of Gods and deities
The curtain call was soon
The water vasos were poured
And became the finest of wines
The bread multiplied
The baker you see
Was...

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I stood on the step by the unopened door
Far from the meadows that precede the shore
Grasped tight the railing I longed to explore 
Searching for...

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WOMEN ...

Truly amaze me ... they possess the super-human
strength to birth a child - one of the most painful
and demanding physical and emotional feats of...

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https://soundcloud.com/kentucky-gal/2012-10-24-12-47-20-774the


Now Y'all have had embarrassing moments that happen to you. 
Well, I had some myself that I thought I'd share that are true. 

Ahh, the...

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If I could be a cartoon character
Which one would I be
I thought about being Fred Flinstone
But he's too old-fashioned for me

And then there's maybe George...

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A funny thing happened on the way to school,
I swear I saw an alligator in Ms. Mary's pool.
I kept on walking but it looked at...

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My girlfriend dumped me, after I stole her wheelchair 
She came crawling back  


Funniest Couplet Ever PC 
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins...

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The funniest thing I ever did see
Was a couple of centipedes in love
Walking hand in hand in hand in hand
in hand in hand in hand...

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The World Upside Down and Backwards

One of the funniest things in an amusement park are the mirrors
and the way your true image comes across
but unfortunately...

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A Tribute to Jan Allison.

Mirror,  tell me who is the rightful limerick queen
There is a poetess, the most humorous I've seen
She's the one called...

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(I can't get a question mark to stay on title line, but the actual title I would prefer for this story is probably this: No...

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Oh, the forgotten one
     not the prettiest, not the funniest
not the standout at a party
     but one...

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Ricketee Rocketee
Ellen DeGeneres
hosts her talk show with her
funniest moods

Loves kids who went viral
child-fun celebrity
take brainy kids at show
gives gifts or foods

Papayee Mommyee
Supernanny Jo Frost
who runs...

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Slice ham so thin, your in-laws will never come back

This pearl of wisdom came my way
So many years ago
A TV ad that to this day,
The...

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