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Best Famous Wooden Spoon Poems

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Written by Ellis Parker Butler | Create an image from this poem

When Ida Puts Her Armor On

 When Ida puts her armor on
 And draws her trusty blade
The turnips in the bin turn pale,
 The apples are afraid.
The quiet kitchen city wakes
 And consternation feels,
And quick the tocsin pealeth forth
 In long potato peels.

When Ida puts her armor on
 The pots and pans succumb,
A wooden spoon her drum-stick is,
 A mixing pan her drum;
She charges on the kitchen folk
 With silver, tin and steel
She beat the eggs, she whips the cream,
 The victory is a meal.

When Ida puts her apron on
 Her breast-plate is of blue.
(Checked gingham ruffled top and sides)
 Her gauntlets gingham, too;
And thus protected from assault
 Of batter, stain and flour
She wars with vegetable foes
 And conquers in an hour.

When Ida puts her armor on
 She is so fair to see
Her battle with the kitchen folk
 Is reproduced in me;
So sweet she is, armed cap-a-pie,
 So good her kitchen art
I hardly know which loves her best
 My palate or my heart.


Written by Meena Alexander | Create an image from this poem

Krishna, 3:29 Am

In a crumpled shirt (so casual for a god)

Bow tucked loosely under an arm still jittery from battle

He balanced himself on a flat boat painted black.

Each wave as I kneel closer a migrant flag

A tongue with syllables no script can catch.

The many births you have passed through, try to remember them as I do mine

Memory is all you have.

Still, how much can you bear on your back?

You’ve lost one language, gained another, lost a third.

There’s nothing you’ll inherit, neither per stirpes nor per capita

No plot by the riverbank in your father’s village of Kozencheri

Or by the burning ghat in Varanasi.

All you have is a writing hand smeared with ink and little bits of paper

Swirling in a violent wind.

I am a blue-black child cheeks swollen with a butter ball

I stole from mama’s kitchen

Stones and sky and stars melt in my mouth

Wooden spoon in hand she chased me

Round and round the tamarind tree.

I am musk in the wings of the koel which nests in that tree?—

You heard its cry in the jolting bus from Santa Monica to Malibu

After the Ferris wheel, the lovers with their wind slashed hair

Toxic foam on the drifts of the ocean

Come the dry cactus lands

The child who crosses the border water bottle in hand

Fallen asleep in the aisle where backpacks and sodden baskets are stashed.

Out of her soiled pink skirt whirl these blood-scratched skies

And all the singing rifts of story.

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