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Written by Marge Piercy | Create an image from this poem

Barbie Doll

 This girlchild was born as usual
and presented dolls that did pee-pee
and miniature GE stoves and irons
and wee lipsticks the color of cherry candy.
Then in the magic of puberty, a classmate said: You have a great big nose and fat legs.
She was healthy, tested intelligent, possessed strong arms and back, abundant sexual drive and manual dexterity.
She went to and fro apologizing.
Everyone saw a fat nose on thick legs.
She was advised to play coy, exhorted to come on hearty, exercise, diet, smile and wheedle.
Her good nature wore out like a fan belt.
So she cut off her nose and her legs and offered them up.
In the casket displayed on satin she lay with the undertaker's cosmetics painted on, a turned-up putty nose, dressed in a pink and white nightie.
Doesn't she look pretty? everyone said.
Consummation at last.
To every woman a happy ending.


Written by Robert Burns | Create an image from this poem

60. Epistle on J. Lapraik

 WHILE briers an’ woodbines budding green,
An’ paitricks scraichin loud at e’en,
An’ morning poussie whiddin seen,
 Inspire my muse,
This freedom, in an unknown frien’,
 I pray excuse.
On Fasten-e’en we had a rockin, To ca’ the crack and weave our stockin; And there was muckle fun and jokin, Ye need na doubt; At length we had a hearty yokin At sang about.
There was ae sang, amang the rest, Aboon them a’ it pleas’d me best, That some kind husband had addrest To some sweet wife; It thirl’d the heart-strings thro’ the breast, A’ to the life.
I’ve scarce heard ought describ’d sae weel, What gen’rous, manly bosoms feel; Thought I “Can this be Pope, or Steele, Or Beattie’s wark?” They tauld me ’twas an odd kind chiel About Muirkirk.
It pat me fidgin-fain to hear’t, An’ sae about him there I speir’t; Then a’ that kent him round declar’d He had ingine; That nane excell’d it, few cam near’t, It was sae fine: That, set him to a pint of ale, An’ either douce or merry tale, Or rhymes an’ sangs he’d made himsel, Or witty catches— ’Tween Inverness an’ Teviotdale, He had few matches.
Then up I gat, an’ swoor an aith, Tho’ I should pawn my pleugh an’ graith, Or die a cadger pownie’s death, At some dyke-back, A pint an’ gill I’d gie them baith, To hear your crack.
But, first an’ foremost, I should tell, Amaist as soon as I could spell, I to the crambo-jingle fell; Tho’ rude an’ rough— Yet crooning to a body’s sel’ Does weel eneugh.
I am nae poet, in a sense; But just a rhymer like by chance, An’ hae to learning nae pretence; Yet, what the matter? Whene’er my muse does on me glance, I jingle at her.
Your critic-folk may cock their nose, And say, “How can you e’er propose, You wha ken hardly verse frae prose, To mak a sang?” But, by your leaves, my learned foes, Ye’re maybe wrang.
What’s a’ your jargon o’ your schools— Your Latin names for horns an’ stools? If honest Nature made you fools, What sairs your grammars? Ye’d better taen up spades and shools, Or knappin-hammers.
A set o’ dull, conceited hashes Confuse their brains in college classes! They gang in stirks, and come out asses, Plain truth to speak; An’ syne they think to climb Parnassus By dint o’ Greek! Gie me ae spark o’ nature’s fire, That’s a’ the learning I desire; Then tho’ I drudge thro’ dub an’ mire At pleugh or cart, My muse, tho’ hamely in attire, May touch the heart.
O for a ***** o’ Allan’s glee, Or Fergusson’s the bauld an’ slee, Or bright Lapraik’s, my friend to be, If I can hit it! That would be lear eneugh for me, If I could get it.
Now, sir, if ye hae friends enow, Tho’ real friends, I b’lieve, are few; Yet, if your catalogue be fu’, I’se no insist: But, gif ye want ae friend that’s true, I’m on your list.
I winna blaw about mysel, As ill I like my fauts to tell; But friends, an’ folk that wish me well, They sometimes roose me; Tho’ I maun own, as mony still As far abuse me.
There’s ae wee faut they whiles lay to me, I like the lasses—Gude forgie me! For mony a plack they wheedle frae me At dance or fair; Maybe some ither thing they gie me, They weel can spare.
But Mauchline Race, or Mauchline Fair, I should be proud to meet you there; We’se gie ae night’s discharge to care, If we forgather; An’ hae a swap o’ rhymin-ware Wi’ ane anither.
The four-gill chap, we’se gar him clatter, An’ kirsen him wi’ reekin water; Syne we’ll sit down an’ tak our whitter, To cheer our heart; An’ faith, we’se be acquainted better Before we part.
Awa ye selfish, war’ly race, Wha think that havins, sense, an’ grace, Ev’n love an’ friendship should give place To catch-the-plack! I dinna like to see your face, Nor hear your crack.
But ye whom social pleasure charms Whose hearts the tide of kindness warms, Who hold your being on the terms, “Each aid the others,” Come to my bowl, come to my arms, My friends, my brothers! But, to conclude my lang epistle, As my auld pen’s worn to the gristle, Twa lines frae you wad gar me fissle, Who am, most fervent, While I can either sing or whistle, Your friend and servant.
Written by Sir Henry Newbolt | Create an image from this poem

The Toy Band

 A Song of the Great Retreat

Dreary lay the long road, dreary lay the town, 
Lights out and never a glint o' moon: 
Weary lay the stragglers, half a thousand down, 
Sad sighed the weary big Dragoon.
"Oh! if I'd a drum here to make them take the road again, Oh! if I'd a fife to wheedle, Come, boys, come! You that mean to fight it out, wake and take your load again, Fall in! Fall in! Follow the fife and drum! "Hey, but here's a toy shop, here's a drum for me, Penny whistles too to play the tune! Half a thousand dead men soon shall hear and see We're a band!" said the weary big Dragoon.
Rubadub! Rubadub! Wake and take the road again, Wheedle-deedle-deedle-dee, Come, boys, come! You that mean to fight it out, wake and take your load again, Fall in! Fall in! Follow the fife and drum!" Cheerly goes the dark road, cheerly goes the night, Cheerly goes the blood to keep the beat; Half a thousand dead men marching on to fight With a little penny drum to lift their feet.
Rubadub! Rubadub! Wake, and take the raod again, Wheedle-deedle-deedle-dee, Come, boys, come! You that mean to fight it out, wake and take your load again, Fall in! Fall in! Follow the fife and drum! As long as there's an Englishman to ask a tale of me, As long as I can tell the tale aright, We'll not forget the penny whistle's wheedle-deedle-dee And the big Dragoon a-beating down the night, Rubadub! Rubadub! Wake and take the road again, Wheedle-deedle-deedle-dee, Come, boys, come! You that mean to fight it out, wake and take your load again, Fall in! Fall in! Follow the fife, and drum!
Written by Anne Kingsmill Finch | Create an image from this poem

To Mr. F. Now Earl of W

 No sooner, FLAVIO, was you gone, 
But, your Injunction thought upon,
ARDELIA took the Pen; 
Designing to perform the Task,
Her FLAVIO did so kindly ask,
Ere he returned agen.
Unto Parnassus strait she sent, And bid the Messenger, that went Unto the Muses Court, Assure them, she their Aid did need, And begg'd they'd use their utmost Speed, Because the Time was short.
The hasty Summons was allow'd; And being well-bred, they rose and bow'd, And said, they'd poste away; That well they did ARDELIA know, And that no Female's Voice below They sooner wou'd obey: That many of that rhiming Train, On like Occasions, sought in vain Their Industry t'excite; But for ARDELIA all they'd leave: Thus flatt'ring can the Muse deceive, And wheedle us to write.
Yet, since there was such haste requir'd; To know the Subject 'twas desir'd, On which they must infuse; That they might temper Words and Rules, And with their Counsel carry Tools, As Country-Doctors use.
Wherefore to cut off all Delays, 'Twas soon reply'd, a Husband's Praise (Tho' in these looser Times) ARDELIA gladly wou'd rehearse A Husband's, who indulg'd her Verse, And now requir'd her Rimes.
A Husband! eccho'd all around: And to Parnassus sure that Sound Had never yet been sent; Amazement in each Face was read, In haste th'affrighted Sisters fled, And unto Council went.
Erato cry'd, since Grizel's Days, Since Troy-Town pleas'd, and Chivey-chace, No such Design was known; And 'twas their Bus'ness to take care, It reach'd not to the publick Ear, Or got about the Town: Nor came where Evening Beaux were met O'er Billet-doux and Chocolate, Lest it destroy'd the House; For in that Place, who cou'd dispence (That wore his Cloaths with common Sense) With mention of a Spouse? 'Twas put unto the Vote at last, And in the Negative it past, None to her Aid shou'd move; Yet since ARDELIA was a Friend, Excuses 'twas agreed to send, Which plausible might prove: That Pegasus of late had been So often rid thro' thick and thin, With neither Fear nor Wit; In Panegyrick been so spurr'd He cou'd not from the Stall be stirr'd, Nor wou'd endure the Bit.
Melpomene had given a Bond, By the new House alone to stand, And write of War and Strife; Thalia, she had taken Fees, And Stipends from the Patentees, And durst not for her Life.
Urania only lik'd the Choice; Yet not to thwart the publick Voice, She whisp'ring did impart: They need no Foreign Aid invoke, No help to draw a moving Stroke, Who dictate from the Heart.
Enough! the pleas'd ARDELIA cry'd; And slighting ev'ry Muse beside, Consulting now her Breast, Perceiv'd that ev'ry tender Thought, Which from abroad she'd vainly sought, Did there in Silence rest: And shou'd unmov'd that Post maintain, Till in his quick Return again, Met in some neighb'ring Grove, (Where Vice nor Vanity appear) Her FLAVIO them alone might hear, In all the Sounds of Love.
For since the World do's so despise Hymen's Endearments and its Ties, They shou'd mysterious be; Till We that Pleasure too possess (Which makes their fancy'd Happiness) Of stollen Secrecy.
Written by Andrew Barton Paterson | Create an image from this poem

The Ballad of the Carpet Bag

 Ho! Darkies, don't you hear dose voters cryin' 
Pack dat carpet bag! 
You must get to de Poll, you must get there flyin'; 
Pack dat carpet bag! 
You must travel by de road, you must travel by de train, 
And the things what you've done you will have to explain, 
And the things what you've promised, you must promise 'em again.
Pack dat carpet bag! Hear dem voters callin! Pack de clean boiled rag.
For there's grass in the west, and the rain am fallin'.
Pack dat carpet bag! You must pack up a volume of Coghlan's Figures, Pack dat carpet bag! And a lot o' little jokes to amuse those niggers.
Pack dat carpet bag! You must wheedle all de gals with a twinkle of your eye, You must bob down your head when de eggs begin to fly.
Oh! those eggs what they're saving, and they'll throw 'em by and by.
Pack dat carpet bag! Hear dem voters callin'! Pack de clean boiled rag.
For there's grass in the west, and the rain am fallin'.
Pack dat carpet bag! You must get upon a stump, you must practise speakin', Pack dat carpet bag! You must follow Georgie Reid or Alfred Deakin.
Pack dat carpet bag! You must come to de scratch, or you're bound to fail, For it ain't any time to be sittin' on de rail, Or de votes that you'll get -- they won't keep you out o' jail.
Pack dat carpet bag! Hear dem voters callin'! Pack de clean boiled rag.
For there's grass in the west, and the rain am fallin'.
Pack dat carpet bag! And supposin' that you're beat, and you feel like cryin', Pack dat carpet bag! You must hustle back to work -- just to keep from dyin'.
Pack dat carpet bag! You must travel second-class when you travel by de train, For you haven't got a pass on de end of your chain, While the other fellow's packing for de great campaign.
Pack dat carpet bag! Hear dem voters callin'! Pack de clean boiled rag.
For there's grass in the west, and the rain am fallin'.
Pack dat carpet bag!



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