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Written by Henry Lawson | Create an image from this poem

If you fancy that your people came of better stock than mine

 If you fancy that your people came of better stock than mine, 
If you hint of higher breeding by a word or by a sign, 
If you're proud because of fortune or the clever things you do -- 
Then I'll play no second fiddle: I'm a prouder man than you! 

If you think that your profession has the more gentility, 
And that you are condescending to be seen along with me; 
If you notice that I'm shabby while your clothes are spruce and new -- 
You have only got to hint it: I'm a prouder man than you! 

If you have a swell companion when you see me on the street, 
And you think that I'm too common for your toney friend to meet, 
So that I, in passing closely, fail to come within your view -- 
Then be blind to me for ever: I'm a prouder man than you! 

If your character be blameless, if your outward past be clean, 
While 'tis known my antecedents are not what they should have been, 
Do not risk contamination, save your name whate'er you do -- 
`Birds o' feather fly together': I'm a prouder bird than you! 

Keep your patronage for others! Gold and station cannot hide 
Friendship that can laugh at fortune, friendship that can conquer pride! 
Offer this as to an equal -- let me see that you are true, 
And my wall of pride is shattered: I am not so proud as you!


Written by Henry Lawson | Create an image from this poem

Corny Bill

 His old clay pipe stuck in his mouth, 
His hat pushed from his brow, 
His dress best fitted for the South -- 
I think I see him now; 
And when the city streets are still, 
And sleep upon me comes, 
I often dream that me an' Bill 
Are humpin' of our drums. 

I mind the time when first I came 
A stranger to the land; 
And I was stumped, an' sick, an' lame 
When Bill took me in hand. 
Old Bill was what a chap would call 
A friend in poverty, 
And he was very kind to all, 
And very good to me. 

We'd camp beneath the lonely trees 
And sit beside the blaze, 
A-nursin' of our wearied knees, 
A-smokin' of our clays. 
Or when we'd journeyed damp an' far, 
An' clouds were in the skies, 
We'd camp in some old shanty bar, 
And sit a-tellin' lies. 

Though time had writ upon his brow 
And rubbed away his curls, 
He always was -- an' may be now -- 
A favourite with the girls; 
I've heard bush-wimmin scream an' squall -- 
I've see'd 'em laugh until 
They could not do their work at all, 
Because of Corny Bill. 

He was the jolliest old pup 
As ever you did see, 
And often at some bush kick-up 
They'd make old Bill M.C. 
He'd make them dance and sing all night, 
He'd make the music hum, 
But he'd be gone at mornin' light 
A-humpin' of his drum. 

Though joys of which the poet rhymes 
Was not for Bill an' me, 
I think we had some good old times 
Out on the wallaby. 
I took a wife and left off rum, 
An' camped beneath a roof; 
But Bill preferred to hump his drum 
A-paddin' of the hoof. 

The lazy, idle loafers what 
In toney houses camp 
Would call old Bill a drunken sot, 
A loafer, or a tramp; 
But if the dead should ever dance -- 
As poets say they will -- 
I think I'd rather take my chance 
Along of Corny Bill. 

His long life's-day is nearly o'er, 
Its shades begin to fall; 
He soon must mount his bluey for 
The last long tramp of all; 
I trust that when, in bush an' town, 
He's lived and learnt his fill, 
They'll let the golden slip-rails down 
For poor old Corny Bill.
Written by Henry Lawson | Create an image from this poem

The Shanty On The Rise

 When the caravans of wool-teams climbed the ranges from the West, 
On a spur among the mountains stood `The Bullock-drivers' Rest'; 
It was built of bark and saplings, and was rather rough inside, 
But 'twas good enough for bushmen in the careless days that died -- 
Just a quiet little shanty kept by `Something-in-Disguise', 
As the bushmen called the landlord of the Shanty on the Rise. 

City swells who `do the Royal' would have called the Shanty low, 
But 'twas better far and purer than some toney pubs I know; 
For the patrons of the Shanty had the principles of men, 
And the spieler, if he struck it, wasn't welcome there again. 
You could smoke and drink in quiet, yarn, or else soliloquise, 
With a decent lot of fellows in the Shanty on the Rise. 

'Twas the bullock-driver's haven when his team was on the road, 
And the waggon-wheels were groaning as they ploughed beneath the load; 
And I mind how weary teamsters struggled on while it was light, 
Just to camp within a cooey of the Shanty for the night; 
And I think the very bullocks raised their heads and fixed their eyes 
On the candle in the window of the Shanty on the Rise. 

And the bullock-bells were clanking from the marshes on the flats 
As we hurried to the Shanty, where we hung our dripping hats; 
And we took a drop of something that was brought at our desire, 
As we stood with steaming moleskins in the kitchen by the fire. 
Oh! it roared upon a fireplace of the good, old-fashioned size, 
When the rain came down the chimney of the Shanty on the Rise. 

They got up a Christmas party in the Shanty long ago, 
While I camped with Jimmy Nowlett on the riverbank below; 
Poor old Jim was in his glory -- they'd elected him M.C., 
For there wasn't such another raving lunatic as he. 
`Mr. Nowlett, Mr. Swaller!' shouted Something-in-Disguise, 
As we walked into the parlour of the Shanty on the Rise. 

There is little real pleasure in the city where I am -- 
There's a swarry round the corner with its mockery and sham; 
But a fellow can be happy when around the room he whirls 
In a party up the country with the jolly country girls. 
Why, at times I almost fancied I was dancing on the skies, 
When I danced with Mary Carey in the Shanty on the Rise. 

Jimmy came to me and whispered, and I muttered, `Go along!' 
But he shouted, `Mr. Swaller will oblige us with a song!' 
And at first I said I wouldn't, and I shammed a little too, 
Till the girls began to whisper, `Mr. Swallow, now, ah, DO!' 
So I sang a song of something 'bout the love that never dies, 
And the chorus shook the rafters of the Shanty on the Rise. 

Jimmy burst his concertina, and the bullock-drivers went 
For the corpse of Joe the Fiddler, who was sleeping in his tent; 
Joe was tired and had lumbago, and he wouldn't come, he said, 
But the case was very urgent, so they pulled him out of bed; 
And they fetched him, for the bushmen knew that Something-in-Disguise 
Had a cure for Joe's lumbago in the Shanty on the Rise. 

Jim and I were rather quiet while escorting Mary home, 
'Neath the stars that hung in clusters, near and distant, from the dome; 
And we walked so very silent -- being lost in reverie -- 
That we heard the settlers'-matches rustle softly on the tree; 
And I wondered who would win her when she said her sweet good-byes -- 
But she died at one-and-twenty, and was buried on the Rise. 

I suppose the Shanty vanished from the ranges long ago, 
And the girls are mostly married to the chaps I used to know; 
My old chums are in the distance -- some have crossed the border-line, 
But in fancy still their glasses chink against the rim of mine. 
And, upon the very centre of the greenest spot that lies 
In my fondest recollection, stands the Shanty on the Rise.

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