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Written by Jane Austen | Create an image from this poem

Oh! Mr Best Youre Very Bad

 Oh! Mr.
Best, you're very bad And all the world shall know it; Your base behaviour shall be sung By me, a tunefull Poet.
-- You used to go to Harrowgate Each summer as it came, And why I pray should you refuse To go this year the same?-- The way's as plain, the road's as smooth, The Posting not increased; You're scarcely stouter than you were, Not younger Sir at least.
-- If e'er the waters were of use Why now their use forego? You may not live another year, All's mortal here below.
-- It is your duty Mr Best To give your health repair.
Vain else your Richard's pills will be, And vain your Consort's care.
But yet a nobler Duty calls You now towards the North.
Arise ennobled--as Escort Of Martha Lloyd stand forth.
She wants your aid--she honours you With a distinguished call.
Stand forth to be the friend of her Who is the friend of all.
-- Take her, and wonder at your luck, In having such a Trust.
Her converse sensible and sweet Will banish heat and dust.
-- So short she'll make the journey seem You'll bid the Chaise stand still.
T'will be like driving at full speed From Newb'ry to Speen hill.
-- Convey her safe to Morton's wife And I'll forget the past, And write some verses in your praise As finely and as fast.
But if you still refuse to go I'll never let your rest, Buy haunt you with reproachful song Oh! wicked Mr.
Best!--


Written by Mary Darby Robinson | Create an image from this poem

The Confessor a Sanctified Tale

 When SUPERSTITION rul'd the land
And Priestcraft shackled Reason,
At GODSTOW dwelt a goodly band,
Grey monks they were, and but to say
They were not always giv'n to pray,
Would have been construed Treason.
Yet some did scoff, and some believ'd That sinners were themselves deceiv'd; And taking Monks for more than men They prov'd themselves, nine out of ten, Mere dupes of these Old Fathers hoary; But read--and mark the story.
Near, in a little Farm, there liv'd A buxom Dame of twenty three; And by the neighbours 'twas believ'd A very Saint was She! Yet, ev'ry week, for some transgression, She went to sigh devout confession.
For ev'ry trifle seem'd to make Her self-reproving Conscience ache; And Conscience, waken'd, 'tis well known, Will never let the Soul alone.
At GODSTOW, 'mid the holy band, Old FATHER PETER held command.
And lusty was the pious man, As any of his crafty clan: And rosy was his cheek, and sly The wand'rings of his keen grey eye; Yet all the Farmers wives confest The wond'rous pow'r this Monk possess'd; Pow'r to rub out the score of sin, Which SATAN chalk'd upon his Tally; To give fresh licence to begin,-- And for new scenes of frolic, rally.
For abstinence was not his way-- He lov'd to live --as well as pray ; To prove his gratitude to Heav'n By taking freely all its favors,-- And keeping his account still even, Still mark'd his best endeavours: That is to say, He took pure Ore For benedictions,--and was known, While Reason op'd her golden store,-- Not to unlock his own.
-- And often to his cell went he With the gay Dame of twenty-three: His Cell was sacred, and the fair Well knew, that none could enter there, Who, (such was PETER'S sage decree,) To Paradise ne'er bought a key.
It happen'd that this Farmer's wife (Call MISTRESS TWYFORD--alias BRIDGET,) Led her poor spouse a weary life-- Keeping him, in an endless fidget! Yet ev'ry week she sought the cell Where Holy FATHER PETER stay'd, And there did ev'ry secret tell,-- And there, at Sun-rise, knelt and pray'd.
For near, there liv'd a civil friend, Than FARMER TWYFORD somewhat stouter, And he would oft his counsel lend, And pass the wintry hours away In harmless play; But MISTRESS BRIDGET was so chaste, So much with pious manners grac'd, That none could doubt her! One night, or rather morn, 'tis said The wily neighbour chose to roam, And (FARMER TWYFORD far from home), He thought he might supply his place; And, void of ev'ry spark of grace, Upon HIS pillow, rest his head.
The night was cold, and FATHER PETER, Sent his young neighbour to entreat her, That she would make confession free-- To Him,--his saintly deputy.
Now, so it happen'd, to annoy The merry pair, a little boy The only Son of lovely Bridget, And, like his daddy , giv'n to fidget, Enquir'd who this same neighbour was That took the place his father left-- A most unworthy, shameless theft,-- A sacrilege on marriage laws! The dame was somewhat disconcerted-- For, all that she could say or do,-- The boy his question would renew, Nor from his purpose be diverted.
At length, the matter to decide, "'Tis FATHER PETER" she replied.
"He's come to pray.
" The child gave o'er, When a loud thumping at the door Proclaim'd the Husband coming! Lo! Where could the wily neighbour go? Where hide his recreant, guilty head-- But underneath the Farmer's bed?-- NOW MASTER TWYFORD kiss'd his child; And straight the cunning urchin smil'd : "Hush father ! hush ! 'tis break of day-- "And FATHER PETER'S come to pray! "You must not speak," the infant cries-- "For underneath the bed he lies.
" Now MISTRESS TWYFORD shriek'd, and fainted, And the sly neighbour found, too late, The FARMER, than his wife less sainted, For with his cudgel he repaid-- The kindness of his faithless mate, And fiercely on his blows he laid, 'Till her young lover, vanquish'd, swore He'd play THE CONFESSOR no more ! Tho' fraud is ever sure to find Its scorpion in the guilty mind: Yet, PIOUS FRAUD, the DEVIL'S treasure, Is always paid, in TENFOLD MEASURE.
Written by Robert Graves | Create an image from this poem

The Cottage

 Here in turn succeed and rule 
Carter, smith, and village fool, 
Then again the place is known 
As tavern, shop, and Sunday-school; 
Now somehow it’s come to me 
To light the fire and hold the key, 
Here in Heaven to reign alone.
All the walls are white with lime, Big blue periwinkles climb And kiss the crumbling window-sill; Snug inside I sit and rhyme, Planning, poem, book, or fable, At my darling beech-wood table Fresh with bluebells from the hill.
Through the window I can see Rooks above the cherry-tree, Sparrows in the violet bed, Bramble-bush and bumble-bee, And old red bracken smoulders still Among boulders on the hill, Far too bright to seem quite dead.
But old Death, who can’t forget, Waits his time and watches yet, Waits and watches by the door.
Look, he’s got a great new net, And when my fighting starts afresh Stouter cord and smaller mesh Won’t be cheated as before.
Nor can kindliness of Spring, Flowers that smile nor birds that sing, Bumble-bee nor butterfly, Nor grassy hill nor anything Of magic keep me safe to rhyme In this Heaven beyond my time.
No! for Death is waiting by.
Written by Emily Dickinson | Create an image from this poem

Read -- Sweet -- how others -- strove

 Read -- Sweet -- how others -- strove --
Till we -- are stouter --
What they -- renounced --
Till we -- are less afraid --
How many times they -- bore the faithful witness --
Till we -- are helped --
As if a Kingdom -- cared!

Read then -- of faith --
That shone above the fagot --
Clear strains of Hymn
The River could not drown --
Brave names of Men --
And Celestial Women --
Passed out -- of Record
Into -- Renown!

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