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Written by Lady Mary Chudleigh | Create an image from this poem

The Wish

 Would but indulgent Fortune send
To me a kind, and faithful Friend,
One who to Virtue's Laws is true,
And does her nicest Rules pursue;
One Pious, Lib'ral, Just and Brave,
And to his Passions not a Slave;
Who full of Honour, void of Pride,
Will freely praise, and freely chide;
But not indulge the smallest Fault,
Nor entertain one slighting Thought:
Who still the same will ever prove,
Will still instruct ans still will love:
In whom I safely may confide,
And with him all my Cares divide:
Who has a large capacious Mind,
Join'd with a Knowledge unconfin'd:
A Reason bright, a Judgement true,
A Wit both quick, and solid too:
Who can of all things talk with Ease,
And whose Converse will ever please:
Who charm'd with Wit, and inward Graces,
Despises Fools with tempting Faces;
And still a beauteous Mind does prize
Above the most enchanting Eyes:
I would not envy Queens their State,
Nor once desire a happier Fate.


Written by Anne Kingsmill Finch | Create an image from this poem

To Mr. F. Now Earl of W

 No sooner, FLAVIO, was you gone, 
But, your Injunction thought upon,
ARDELIA took the Pen; 
Designing to perform the Task,
Her FLAVIO did so kindly ask,
Ere he returned agen.
Unto Parnassus strait she sent, And bid the Messenger, that went Unto the Muses Court, Assure them, she their Aid did need, And begg'd they'd use their utmost Speed, Because the Time was short.
The hasty Summons was allow'd; And being well-bred, they rose and bow'd, And said, they'd poste away; That well they did ARDELIA know, And that no Female's Voice below They sooner wou'd obey: That many of that rhiming Train, On like Occasions, sought in vain Their Industry t'excite; But for ARDELIA all they'd leave: Thus flatt'ring can the Muse deceive, And wheedle us to write.
Yet, since there was such haste requir'd; To know the Subject 'twas desir'd, On which they must infuse; That they might temper Words and Rules, And with their Counsel carry Tools, As Country-Doctors use.
Wherefore to cut off all Delays, 'Twas soon reply'd, a Husband's Praise (Tho' in these looser Times) ARDELIA gladly wou'd rehearse A Husband's, who indulg'd her Verse, And now requir'd her Rimes.
A Husband! eccho'd all around: And to Parnassus sure that Sound Had never yet been sent; Amazement in each Face was read, In haste th'affrighted Sisters fled, And unto Council went.
Erato cry'd, since Grizel's Days, Since Troy-Town pleas'd, and Chivey-chace, No such Design was known; And 'twas their Bus'ness to take care, It reach'd not to the publick Ear, Or got about the Town: Nor came where Evening Beaux were met O'er Billet-doux and Chocolate, Lest it destroy'd the House; For in that Place, who cou'd dispence (That wore his Cloaths with common Sense) With mention of a Spouse? 'Twas put unto the Vote at last, And in the Negative it past, None to her Aid shou'd move; Yet since ARDELIA was a Friend, Excuses 'twas agreed to send, Which plausible might prove: That Pegasus of late had been So often rid thro' thick and thin, With neither Fear nor Wit; In Panegyrick been so spurr'd He cou'd not from the Stall be stirr'd, Nor wou'd endure the Bit.
Melpomene had given a Bond, By the new House alone to stand, And write of War and Strife; Thalia, she had taken Fees, And Stipends from the Patentees, And durst not for her Life.
Urania only lik'd the Choice; Yet not to thwart the publick Voice, She whisp'ring did impart: They need no Foreign Aid invoke, No help to draw a moving Stroke, Who dictate from the Heart.
Enough! the pleas'd ARDELIA cry'd; And slighting ev'ry Muse beside, Consulting now her Breast, Perceiv'd that ev'ry tender Thought, Which from abroad she'd vainly sought, Did there in Silence rest: And shou'd unmov'd that Post maintain, Till in his quick Return again, Met in some neighb'ring Grove, (Where Vice nor Vanity appear) Her FLAVIO them alone might hear, In all the Sounds of Love.
For since the World do's so despise Hymen's Endearments and its Ties, They shou'd mysterious be; Till We that Pleasure too possess (Which makes their fancy'd Happiness) Of stollen Secrecy.
Written by Anne Kingsmill Finch | Create an image from this poem

The Tradesman and the Scholar

 A Citizen of mighty Pelf, 
But much a Blockhead, in himself 
Disdain'd a Man of shining Parts, 
Master of Sciences and Arts, 
Who left his Book scarce once a day 
For sober Coffee, Smoak, or Tea; 
Nor spent more Money in the Town 
Than bought, when need requir'd, a Gown; 
Which way of Living much offends 
The Alderman, who gets and spends, 
And grudges him the Vital Air, 
Who drives no Trade, and takes no Care.
Why Bookworm! to him once he cry'd, Why, setting thus the World aside, Dost thou thy useless Time consume, Enclos'd within a lonely Room, And poring damnify thy Wit, 'Till not for Men, or Manners fit ? Hop'st thou, with urging of thy Vein, To spin a Fortune from thy Brain? Or gain a Patron, that shall raise Thy solid State, for empty Praise? No; trust not to your Soothings vile, Receiv'd per me's the only Stile.
Your Book's but frown'd on by My Lord; If Mine's uncross'd, I reach his Board.
In slighting Yours, he shuts his Hand; Protracting Mine, devolves the Land.
Then let Advantage be the Test, Which of us Two ev'n Writes the best.
Besides, I often Scarlet wear, And strut to Church, just next the Mayor.
Whilst rusty Black, with Inch of Band, Is all the Dress you understand; Who in the Pulpit thresh to Please, Whilst I below can snore at Ease.
Yet, if you prove me there a Sinner, I let you go without a Dinner.
This Prate was so beneath the Sence Of One, who Wisdom cou'd dispense, Unheard, or unreturn'd it past: But War now lays the City waste, And plunder'd Goods profusely fell By length of Pike, not length of Ell.
Abroad th' Inhabitants are forc'd, From Shops, and Trade, and Wealth divorc'd.
The Student leaving but his Book, The Tumult of the Place forsook.
In Foreign Parts, One tells his Tale, How Rich he'd been, how quick his Sale, Which do's for scanty Alms prevail.
The Chance of War whilst he deplores, And dines at Charitable Doors; The Man of Letters, known by Fame, Was welcom'd, wheresoe'er he came.
Still, Potentates entreat his Stay, Whose Coaches meet him on the Way: And Universities contest Which shall exceed, or use him best.
Amaz'd the Burgomaster sees On Foot, and scorn'd such Turns as these; And sighing, now deplores too late His cumb'rous Trash, and shallow Pate: Since loaded but with double Chest Of learned Head, and honest Breast, The Scholar moves from Place to Place, And finds in every Climate Grace.
Wit and the Arts, on that Foundation rais'd, (Howe'er the Vulgar are with Shows amaz'd) Is all that recommends, or can be justly prais'd.

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