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Written by Henry Lawson | Create an image from this poem

The City Bushman

 It was pleasant up the country, City Bushman, where you went, 
For you sought the greener patches and you travelled like a gent; 
And you curse the trams and buses and the turmoil and the push, 
Though you know the squalid city needn't keep you from the bush; 
But we lately heard you singing of the `plains where shade is not', 
And you mentioned it was dusty -- `all was dry and all was hot'. 

True, the bush `hath moods and changes' -- and the bushman hath 'em, too, 
For he's not a poet's dummy -- he's a man, the same as you; 
But his back is growing rounder -- slaving for the absentee -- 
And his toiling wife is thinner than a country wife should be. 
For we noticed that the faces of the folks we chanced to meet 
Should have made a greater contrast to the faces in the street; 
And, in short, we think the bushman's being driven to the wall, 
And it's doubtful if his spirit will be `loyal thro' it all'. 

Though the bush has been romantic and it's nice to sing about, 
There's a lot of patriotism that the land could do without -- 
Sort of BRITISH WORKMAN nonsense that shall perish in the scorn 
Of the drover who is driven and the shearer who is shorn, 
Of the struggling western farmers who have little time for rest, 
And are ruined on selections in the sheep-infested West; 
Droving songs are very pretty, but they merit little thanks 
From the people of a country in possession of the Banks. 

And the `rise and fall of seasons' suits the rise and fall of rhyme, 
But we know that western seasons do not run on schedule time; 
For the drought will go on drying while there's anything to dry, 
Then it rains until you'd fancy it would bleach the sunny sky -- 
Then it pelters out of reason, for the downpour day and night 
Nearly sweeps the population to the Great Australian Bight. 
It is up in Northern Queensland that the seasons do their best, 
But it's doubtful if you ever saw a season in the West; 
There are years without an autumn or a winter or a spring, 
There are broiling Junes, and summers when it rains like anything. 

In the bush my ears were opened to the singing of the bird, 
But the `carol of the magpie' was a thing I never heard. 
Once the beggar roused my slumbers in a shanty, it is true, 
But I only heard him asking, `Who the blanky blank are you?' 
And the bell-bird in the ranges -- but his `silver chime' is harsh 
When it's heard beside the solo of the curlew in the marsh. 

Yes, I heard the shearers singing `William Riley', out of tune, 
Saw 'em fighting round a shanty on a Sunday afternoon, 
But the bushman isn't always `trapping brumbies in the night', 
Nor is he for ever riding when `the morn is fresh and bright', 
And he isn't always singing in the humpies on the run -- 
And the camp-fire's `cheery blazes' are a trifle overdone; 
We have grumbled with the bushmen round the fire on rainy days, 
When the smoke would blind a bullock and there wasn't any blaze, 
Save the blazes of our language, for we cursed the fire in turn 
Till the atmosphere was heated and the wood began to burn. 
Then we had to wring our blueys which were rotting in the swags, 
And we saw the sugar leaking through the bottoms of the bags, 
And we couldn't raise a chorus, for the toothache and the cramp, 
While we spent the hours of darkness draining puddles round the camp. 

Would you like to change with Clancy -- go a-droving? tell us true, 
For we rather think that Clancy would be glad to change with you, 
And be something in the city; but 'twould give your muse a shock 
To be losing time and money through the foot-rot in the flock, 
And you wouldn't mind the beauties underneath the starry dome 
If you had a wife and children and a lot of bills at home. 

Did you ever guard the cattle when the night was inky-black, 
And it rained, and icy water trickled gently down your back 
Till your saddle-weary backbone fell a-aching to the roots 
And you almost felt the croaking of the bull-frog in your boots -- 
Sit and shiver in the saddle, curse the restless stock and cough 
Till a squatter's irate dummy cantered up to warn you off? 
Did you fight the drought and pleuro when the `seasons' were asleep, 
Felling sheoaks all the morning for a flock of starving sheep, 
Drinking mud instead of water -- climbing trees and lopping boughs 
For the broken-hearted bullocks and the dry and dusty cows? 

Do you think the bush was better in the `good old droving days', 
When the squatter ruled supremely as the king of western ways, 
When you got a slip of paper for the little you could earn, 
But were forced to take provisions from the station in return -- 
When you couldn't keep a chicken at your humpy on the run, 
For the squatter wouldn't let you -- and your work was never done; 
When you had to leave the missus in a lonely hut forlorn 
While you `rose up Willy Riley' -- in the days ere you were born? 

Ah! we read about the drovers and the shearers and the like 
Till we wonder why such happy and romantic fellows strike. 
Don't you fancy that the poets ought to give the bush a rest 
Ere they raise a just rebellion in the over-written West? 
Where the simple-minded bushman gets a meal and bed and rum 
Just by riding round reporting phantom flocks that never come; 
Where the scalper -- never troubled by the `war-whoop of the push' -- 
Has a quiet little billet -- breeding rabbits in the bush; 
Where the idle shanty-keeper never fails to make a draw, 
And the dummy gets his tucker through provisions in the law; 
Where the labour-agitator -- when the shearers rise in might -- 
Makes his money sacrificing all his substance for The Right; 
Where the squatter makes his fortune, and `the seasons rise and fall', 
And the poor and honest bushman has to suffer for it all; 
Where the drovers and the shearers and the bushmen and the rest 
Never reach the Eldorado of the poets of the West. 

And you think the bush is purer and that life is better there, 
But it doesn't seem to pay you like the `squalid street and square'. 
Pray inform us, City Bushman, where you read, in prose or verse, 
Of the awful `city urchin who would greet you with a curse'. 
There are golden hearts in gutters, though their owners lack the fat, 
And we'll back a teamster's offspring to outswear a city brat. 
Do you think we're never jolly where the trams and buses rage? 
Did you hear the gods in chorus when `Ri-tooral' held the stage? 
Did you catch a ring of sorrow in the city urchin's voice 
When he yelled for Billy Elton, when he thumped the floor for Royce? 
Do the bushmen, down on pleasure, miss the everlasting stars 
When they drink and flirt and so on in the glow of private bars? 

You've a down on `trams and buses', or the `roar' of 'em, you said, 
And the `filthy, dirty attic', where you never toiled for bread. 
(And about that self-same attic -- Lord! wherever have you been? 
For the struggling needlewoman mostly keeps her attic clean.) 
But you'll find it very jolly with the cuff-and-collar push, 
And the city seems to suit you, while you rave about the bush. 

. . . . . 

You'll admit that Up-the Country, more especially in drought, 
Isn't quite the Eldorado that the poets rave about, 
Yet at times we long to gallop where the reckless bushman rides 
In the wake of startled brumbies that are flying for their hides; 
Long to feel the saddle tremble once again between our knees 
And to hear the stockwhips rattle just like rifles in the trees! 
Long to feel the bridle-leather tugging strongly in the hand 
And to feel once more a little like a native of the land. 
And the ring of bitter feeling in the jingling of our rhymes 
Isn't suited to the country nor the spirit of the times. 
Let us go together droving, and returning, if we live, 
Try to understand each other while we reckon up the div.


Written by Andrew Barton Paterson | Create an image from this poem

An Evening in Dandaloo

 It was while we held our races -- 
Hurdles, sprints and steplechases -- 
Up in Dandaloo, 
That a crowd of Sydney stealers, 
Jockeys, pugilists and spielers 
Brought some horses, real heelers, 
Came and put us through. 
Beat our nags and won our money, 
Made the game by np means funny, 
Made us rather blue; 
When the racing was concluded, 
Of our hard-earned coin denuded 
Dandaloonies sat and brooded 
There in Dandaloo. 

* * * * * 

Night came down on Johnson's shanty 
Where the grog was no way scanty, 
And a tumult grew 
Till some wild, excited person 
Galloped down the township cursing, 
"Sydney push have mobbed Macpherson, 
Roll up, Dandaloo!" 

Great St Denis! what commotion! 
Like the rush of stormy ocean 
Fiery horsemen flew. 
Dust and smoke and din and rattle, 
Down the street they spurred their cattle 
To the war-cry of the battle, 
"Wade in, Dandaloo!" 

So the boys might have their fight out, 
Johnson blew the bar-room light out, 
Then, in haste, withdrew. 
And in darkness and in doubting 
Raged the conflict and the shouting, 
"Give the Sydney push a clouting, 
Go it, Dandaloo!" 

Jack Macpherson seized a bucket, 
Every head he saw he struck it -- 
Struck in earnest, too; 
And a man from Lower Wattle, 
Whom a shearer tried to throttle, 
Hit out freely with a bottle 
There in Dandaloo. 

Skin and hair were flying thickly, 
When a light was fetched, and quickly 
Brought a fact to view -- 
On the scene of the diversion 
Every single, solid person 
Come along to help Macpherson -- 
All were Dandaloo! 

When the list of slain was tabled -- 
Some were drunk and some disabled -- 
Still we found it true. 
In the darkness and the smother 
We'd been belting one another; 
Jack Macpherson bashed his brother 
There in Dandaloo. 

So we drank, and all departed -- 
How the "mobbing" yarn was started 
No one ever knew -- 
And the stockmen tell the story 
Of that conflict fierce and gory, 
How he fought for love and glory 
Up in Dandaloo. 

It's a proverb now, or near it -- 
At the races you can hear it, 
At the dog-fights, too! 
Every shrieking, dancing drover 
As the canines topple over 
Yells applause to Grip or Rover, 
"Give him 'Dandaloo'!" 

And the teamster slowly toiling 
Through the deep black country, soiling 
Wheels and axles, too, 
Lays the whip on Spot and Banker, 
Rouses Tarboy with a flanker -- 
"Redman! Ginger! Heave there! Yank her 
Wade in, Dandaloo!"
Written by Andrew Barton Paterson | Create an image from this poem

The Silent Shearer

 Weary and listless, sad and slow, 
Without any conversation, 
Was a man that worked on The Overflow, 
The butt of the shed and the station. 

The shearers christened him Noisy Ned, 
With an alias "Silent Waters", 
But never a needless word he said 
In the hut or the shearers' quarters. 

Which caused annoyance to Big Barcoo, 
The shed's unquestioned ringer, 
Whose name was famous Australia through 
As a dancer, fighter and singer. 

He was fit for the ring, if he'd had his rights 
As an agent of devastation; 
And the number of men he had killed in fights 
Was his principal conversation. 

"I have known blokes go to their doom," said he, 
"Through actin' with haste and rashness: 
But the style that this Noisy Ned assumes, 
It's nothing but silent flashness. 

"We may just be dirt, from his point of view, 
Unworthy a word in season; 
But I'll make him talk like a cockatoo 
Or I'll get him to show the reason." 

Was it chance or fate, that King Condamine, 
A king who had turned a black tracker, 
Had captured a baby purcupine, 
Which he swapped for a "fig tobacker"? 

With the porcupine in the Silent's bed 
The shearers were quite elated, 
And the things to be done, and the words to be said, 
Were anxiously awaited. 

With a screech and a howl and an eldritch cry 
That nearly deafened his hearers 
He sprang from his bunk, and his fishy eye 
Looked over the laughing shearers. 

He looked them over and he looked them through 
As a cook might look through a larder; 
"Now, Big Barcoo, I must pick on you, 
You're big, but you'll fall the harder." 

Now, the silent man was but slight and thin 
And of middleweight conformation, 
But he hung one punch on the Barcoo's chin 
And it ended the altercation. 

"You've heard of the One-round Kid," said he, 
"That hunted 'em all to shelter? 
The One-round Finisher -- that was me, 
When I fought as the Champion Welter. 

"And this Barcoo bloke on his back reclines 
For being a bit too clever, 
For snakes and wombats and porcupines 
Are nothing to me whatever. 

"But the golden rule that I've had to learn 
In the ring, and for years I've tried it, 
Is only to talk when it comes your turn, 
And never to talk outside it."
Written by Andrew Barton Paterson | Create an image from this poem

Its Grand

 It's grand to be a squatter 
And sit upon a post, 
And watch your little ewes and lambs 
A-giving up the ghost. 

It's grand to be a "cockie" 
With wife and kids to keep, 
And find an all-wise Providence 
Has mustered all your sheep. 

It's grand to be a Western man, 
With shovel in your hand, 
To dig your little homestead out 
From underneath the sand. 

It's grand to be a shearer 
Along the Darling-side, 
And pluck the wool from stinking sheep 
That some days since have died. 

It's grand to be a rabbit 
And breed till all is blue, 
And then to die in heaps because 
There's nothing left to chew. 

It's grand to be a Minister 
And travel like a swell, 
And tell the Central District folk 
To go to -- Inverell. 

It's grand to be a socialist 
And lead the bold array 
That marches to prosperity 
At seven bob a day. 
It's grand to be unemployed 
And lie in the Domain, 
And wake up every second day -- 
And go to sleep again. 

It's grand to borrow English tin 
To pay for wharves and docks 
And then to find it isn't in 
The little money-box. 

It's grand to be a democrat 
And toady to the mob, 
For fear that if you told the truth 
They'd hunt you from your job. 

It's grand to be a lot of things 
In this fair Southern land, 
But if the Lord would send us rain, 
That would, indeed, be grand!
Written by Andrew Barton Paterson | Create an image from this poem

An answer to Various Bards

 Well, I've waited mighty patient while they all came rolling in, 
Mister Lawson, Mister Dyson, and the others of their kin, 
With their dreadful, dismal stories of the Overlander's camp, 
How his fire is always smoky, and his boots are always damp; 
And they paint it so terrific it would fill one's soul with gloom -- 
But you know they're fond of writing about "corpses" and "the tomb". 
So, before they curse the bushland, they should let their fancy range, 
And take something for their livers, and be cheerful for a change. 
Now, for instance, Mr Lawson -- well, of course, we almost cried 
At the sorrowful description how his "little 'Arvie" died, 
And we lachrymosed in silence when "His Father's mate" was slain; 
Then he went and killed the father, and we had to weep again. 
Ben Duggan and Jack Denver, too, he caused them to expire, 
After which he cooked the gander of Jack Dunn, of Nevertire; 
And, no doubt, the bush is wretched if you judge it by the groan 
Of the sad and soulful poet with a graveyard of his own. 

And he spoke in terms prophetic of a revolution's heat, 
When the world should hear the clamour of those people in the street; 
But the shearer chaps who start it -- why, he rounds on them the blame, 
And he calls 'em "agitators who are living on the game". 
Bur I "over-write" the bushmen! Well, I own without a doubt 
That I always see the hero in the "man from furthest out". 
I could never contemplate him through an atmosphere of gloom, 
And a bushman never struck me as a subject for "the tomb". 

If it ain't all "golden sunshine" where the "wattle branches wave", 
Well, it ain't all damp and dismal, and it ain't all "lonely grave". 
And, of course, there's no denying that the bushman's life is rough, 
But a man can easy stand it if he's built of sterling stuff; 
Though it's seldom that the drover gets a bed of eiderdown, 
Yet the man who's born a bushman, he gets mighty sick of town, 
For he's jotting down the figures, and he's adding up the bills 
While his heart is simply aching for a sight of Southern hills. 

Then he hears a wool-team passing with a rumble and a lurch, 
And, although the work is pressing, yet it brings him off his perch, 
For it stirs him like a message from his station friends afar 
And he seems to sniff the ranges in the scent of wool and tar; 
And it takes him back in fancy, half in laughter, half in tears, 
to a sound of other voices and a thought of other years, 
When the woolshed rang with bustle from the dawning of the day, 
And the shear-blades were a-clicking to the cry of "Wool away!" 

Then his face was somewhat browner, and his frame was firmer set -- 
And he feels his flabby muscles with a feeling of regret. 
But the wool-team slowly passes, and his eyes go slowly back 
To the dusty little table and the papers in the rack, 
And his thoughts go to the terrace where his sickly children squall, 
And he thinks there's something healthy in the bush-life after all. 
But we'll go no more a-droving in the wind or in the sun, 
For out fathers' hearts have failed us, and the droving days are done. 

There's a nasty dash of danger where the long-horned bullock wheels, 
And we like to live in comfort and to get our reg'lar meals. 
For to hang around the township suits us better, you'll agree, 
And a job at washing bottles is the job for such as we. 
Let us herd into the cities, let us crush and crowd and push 
Till we lose the love of roving, and we learn to hate the bush; 
And we'll turn our aspirations to a city life and beer, 
And we'll slip across to England -- it's a nicer place than here; 

For there's not much risk of hardship where all comforts are in store, 
And the theatres are in plenty, and the pubs are more and more. 
But that ends it, Mr Lawson, and it's time to say good-bye, 
So we must agree to differ in all friendship, you and I. 
Yes, we'll work our own salvation with the stoutest hearts we may, 
And if fortune only favours we will take the road some day, 
And go droving down the river 'neath the sunshine and the stars, 
And then return to Sydney and vermilionize the bars.


Written by Henry Lawson | Create an image from this poem

The Heart of Australia

 When the wars of the world seemed ended, and silent the distant drum, 
Ten years ago in Australia, I wrote of a war to come: 
And I pictured Australians fighting as their fathers fought of old 
For the old things, pride or country, for God or the Devil or gold. 

And they lounged on the rim of Australia in the peace that had come to last, 
And they laughed at my "cavalry charges" for such things belonged to the past; 
Then our wise men smiled with indulgence – ere the swift years proved me right – 
Saying: "What shall Australia fight for? And whom shall Australia fight?" 

I wrote of the unlocked rivers in the days when my heart was full, 
And I pleaded for irrigation where they sacrifice all for wool. 
I pictured Australia fighting when the coast had been lost and won – 
With arsenals west of the mountains and every spur its gun. 

And what shall Australia fight for? The reason may yet be found, 
When strange shells scatter the wickets and burst on the football ground. 
And "Who shall invade Australia?" let the wisdom of ages say 
"The friend of a further future – or the ally of yesterday!" 

Aye! What must Australia fight for? In the strife that never shall cease, 
She must fight for her work unfinished: she must fight for her life and peace, 
For the sins of the older nations. She must fight for her own reward. 
She has taken the sword in her blindness and shall live or die by the sword. 

But the statesman, the churchman, the scholar still peer through their glasses dim 
And they see no cloud on the future as they roost on Australia's rim: 
Where the farmer works with the lumpers and the drover drives a dray, 
And the shearer on Garden Island is shifting a hill to-day. 

Had we used the wealth we have squandered and the land that we kept from the plough, 
A prosperous Federal City would be over the mountains now, 
With farms that sweep to horizons and gardens where plains lay bare, 
And the bulk of the population and the Heart of Australia there. 

Had we used the time we have wasted and the gold we have thrown away, 
The pick of the world's mechanics would be over the range to-day – 
In the Valley of Coal and Iron where the breeze from the bush comes down, 
And where thousands of makers of all things should be happy in Factory Town. 

They droned on the rim of Australia, the wise men who never could learn; 
Our substance we sent to the nations, and their shoddy we bought in return. 
In the end, shall our soldiers fight naked, no help for them under the sun – 
And never a cartridge to stick in the breech of a Brummagem gun? 

With the Wars of the World coming near us the wise men are waking to-day. 
Hurry out ammunition from England! Mount guns on the cliffs while you may! 
And God pardon our sins as a people if Invasion's unmerciful hand 
Should strike at the heart of Australia drought-cramped on the verge of the land.
Written by Henry Lawson | Create an image from this poem

Out Back

 The old year went, and the new returned, in the withering weeks of drought, 
The cheque was spent that the shearer earned, 
and the sheds were all cut out; 
The publican's words were short and few, 
and the publican's looks were black -- 
And the time had come, as the shearer knew, to carry his swag Out Back. 

For time means tucker, and tramp you must, 
where the scrubs and plains are wide, 
With seldom a track that a man can trust, or a mountain peak to guide; 
All day long in the dust and heat -- when summer is on the track -- 
With stinted stomachs and blistered feet, 
they carry their swags Out Back. 

He tramped away from the shanty there, when the days were long and hot, 
With never a soul to know or care if he died on the track or not. 
The poor of the city have friends in woe, no matter how much they lack, 
But only God and the swagmen know how a poor man fares Out Back. 

He begged his way on the parched Paroo and the Warrego tracks once more, 
And lived like a dog, as the swagmen do, till the Western stations shore; 
But men were many, and sheds were full, for work in the town was slack -- 
The traveller never got hands in wool, 
though he tramped for a year Out Back. 

In stifling noons when his back was wrung 
by its load, and the air seemed dead, 
And the water warmed in the bag that hung to his aching arm like lead, 
Or in times of flood, when plains were seas, 
and the scrubs were cold and black, 
He ploughed in mud to his trembling knees, and paid for his sins Out Back. 

He blamed himself in the year `Too Late' -- 
in the heaviest hours of life -- 
'Twas little he dreamed that a shearing-mate had care of his home and wife; 
There are times when wrongs from your kindred come, 
and treacherous tongues attack -- 
When a man is better away from home, and dead to the world, Out Back. 

And dirty and careless and old he wore, as his lamp of hope grew dim; 
He tramped for years till the swag he bore seemed part of himself to him. 
As a bullock drags in the sandy ruts, he followed the dreary track, 
With never a thought but to reach the huts when the sun went down Out Back. 

It chanced one day, when the north wind blew 
in his face like a furnace-breath, 
He left the track for a tank he knew -- 'twas a short-cut to his death; 
For the bed of the tank was hard and dry, and crossed with many a crack, 
And, oh! it's a terrible thing to die of thirst in the scrub Out Back. 

A drover came, but the fringe of law was eastward many a mile; 
He never reported the thing he saw, for it was not worth his while. 
The tanks are full and the grass is high in the mulga off the track, 
Where the bleaching bones of a white man lie 
by his mouldering swag Out Back. 

For time means tucker, and tramp they must, 
where the plains and scrubs are wide, 
With seldom a track that a man can trust, or a mountain peak to guide; 
All day long in the flies and heat the men of the outside track 
With stinted stomachs and blistered feet 
must carry their swags Out Back.
Written by Andrew Barton Paterson | Create an image from this poem

The Passing of Gundagai

 "I'll introduce a friend!" he said, 
"And if you've got a vacant pen 
You'd better take him in the shed 
And start him shearing straight ahead; 
He's one of these here quiet men. 
"He never strikes -- that ain't his game; 
No matter what the others try 
He goes on shearing just the same. 
I never rightly knew his name -- 
We always call him 'Gundagai!'" 

Our flashest shearer then had gone 
To train a racehorse for a race; 
And, while his sporting fit was on 
He couldn't be relied upon, 
So Gundagai shore in his place. 

Alas for man's veracity! 
For reputations false and true! 
This Gundagai turned out to be 
For strife and all-round villainy 
The very worst I ever knew! 

He started racing Jack Devine, 
And grumbled when I made him stop. 
The pace he showed was extra fine, 
But all those pure-bred ewes of mine 
Were bleeding like a butcher's shop. 

He cursed the sheep, he cursed the shed, 
From roof to rafter, floor to shelf: 
As for my mongrel ewes, he said, 
I ought to get a razor-blade 
And shave the blooming things myself. 

On Sundays he controlled a "school", 
And played "two-up" the livelong day; 
And many a young confiding fool 
He shore of his financial wool; 
And when he lost he would not pay. 

He organised a shearers' race, 
And "touched" me to provide the prize. 
His pack-horse showed surprising pace 
And won hands down -- he was The Ace, 
A well-known racehorse in disguise. 

Next day the bruiser of the shed 
Displayed an opal-tinted eye, 
With large contusions on his head, 
He smiled a sickly smile, and said 
He's "had a cut at Gundagai!" 

But, just as we were getting full 
Of Gundagai and all his ways, 
A telgram for "Henry Bull" 
Arrived. Said he, "That's me -- all wool! 
Let's see what this here message says." 

He opened it; his face grew white, 
He dropped the shears and turned away 
It ran, "Your wife took bad last night; 
Come home at once -- no time to write, 
We fear she may not last the day." 

He got his cheque -- I didn't care 
To dock him for my mangled ewes; 
His store account, we called it square, 
Poor wretch! he had enough to bear, 
Confronted by such dreadful news. 

The shearers raised a little purse 
To help a mate, as shearers will. 
"To pay the doctor and the nurse. 
And, if there should be something worse, 
To pay the undertaker's bill." 

They wrung his hand in sympathy, 
He rode away without a word, 
His head hung down in misery . . . 
A wandering hawker passing by 
Was told of what had just occurred. 

"Well! that's a curious thing," he siad, 
"I've known that feller all his life -- 
He's had the loan of this here shed! 
I know his wife ain't nearly dead, 
Because he hasn't got a wife!" 


You should have heard the whipcord crack 
As angry shearers galloped by; 
In vain they tried to fetch him back -- 
A little dust along the track 
Was all they saw of "Gundagai".

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