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Written by Rudyard Kipling | Create an image from this poem

The Legend of Mirth

 The Four Archangels, so the legends tell,
Raphael, Gabriel, Michael, Azrael,
Being first of those to whom the Power was shown
Stood first of all the Host before The Throne,
And, when the Charges were allotted, burst
Tumultuous-winged from out the assembly first.
Zeal was their spur that bade them strictly heed Their own high judgment on their lightest deed.
Zeal was their spur that, when relief was given, Urged them unwearied to new toils in Heaven; For Honour's sake perfecting every task Beyond what e 'en Perfection's self could ask.
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And Allah, Who created Zeal and Pride, Knows how the twain are perilous-near allied.
It chanced on one of Heaven's long-lighted days, The Four and all the Host being gone their ways Each to his Charge, the shining Courts were void Save for one Seraph whom no charge employed, With folden wings and slumber-threatened brow, To whom The Word: "Beloved, what dost thou?" "By the Permission," came the answer soft, Little I do nor do that little oft.
As is The Will in Heaven so on Earth Where by The Will I strive to make men mirth" He ceased and sped, hearing The Word once more: " Beloved, go thy way and greet the Four.
" Systems and Universes overpast, The Seraph came upon the Four, at last, Guiding and guarding with devoted mind The tedious generations of mankind Who lent at most unwilling ear and eye When they could not escape the ministry.
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Yet, patient, faithful, firm, persistent, just Toward all that gross, indifferent, facile dust, The Archangels laboured to discharge their trust By precept and example, prayer and law, Advice, reproof, and rule, but, labouring, saw Each in his fellows' countenance confessed, The Doubt that sickens: "Have I done my best?" Even as they sighed and turned to toil anew, The Seraph hailed them with observance due; And, after some fit talk of higher things, Touched tentative on mundane happenings.
This they permitting, he, emboldened thus, Prolused of humankind promiscuous, And, since the large contention less avails Than instances observed, he told them tales-- Tales of the shop, the bed, the court, the street, Intimate, elemental, indiscreet: Occasions where Confusion smiting swift Piles jest on jest as snow-slides pile the drift Whence, one by one, beneath derisive skies, The victims' bare, bewildered heads arise-- Tales of the passing of the spirit, graced With humour blinding as the doom it faced-- Stark tales of ribaldy that broke aside To tears, by laughter swallowed ere they dried- Tales to which neither grace nor gain accrue, But Only (Allah be exalted!) true, And only, as the Seraph showed that night, Delighting to the limits of delight.
These he rehearsed with artful pause and halt, And such pretence of memory at fault, That soon the Four--so well the bait was thrown-- Came to his aid with memories of their own-- Matters dismissed long since as small or vain, Whereof the high significance had lain Hid, till the ungirt glosses made it plain.
Then, as enlightenment came broad and fast, Each marvelled at his own oblivious past Until--the Gates of Laughter opened wide-- The Four, with that bland Seraph at their side, While they recalled, compared, and amplified, In utter mirth forgot both Zeal and Pride! High over Heaven the lamps of midnight burned Ere, weak with merriment, the Four returned, Not in that order they were wont to keep-- Pinion to pinion answering, sweep for sweep, In awful diapason heard afar-- But shoutingly adrift 'twixt star and star; Reeling a planet's orbit left or right As laughter took them in the abysmal Night; Or, by the point of some remembered jest, Winged and brought helpless down through gulfs unguessed, Where the blank worlds that gather to the birth Leaped in the Womb of Darkness at their mirth, And e'en Gehenna's bondsmen understood.
They were not damned from human brotherhood .
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Not first nor last of Heaven's high Host, the Four That night took place beneath The Throne once more.
0 lovelier than their morning majesty, The understanding light behind the eye! 0 more compelling than their old command, The new-learned friendly gesture of the hand! 0 sweeter than their zealous fellowship, The wise half-smile that passed from lip to lip! 0 well and roundly, when Command was given, They told their tale against themselves to Heaven, And in the silence, waiting on The Word, Received the Peace and Pardon of The Lord!


Written by Vachel Lindsay | Create an image from this poem

Factory Windows are Always Broken

 FACTORY windows are always broken.
Somebody's always throwing bricks, Somebody's always heaving cinders, Playing ugly Yahoo tricks.
Factory windows are always broken.
Other windows are let alone.
No one throws through the chapel-window The bitter, snarling, derisive stone.
Factory windows are always broken.
Something or other is going wrong.
Something is rotten--I think, in Denmark.
End of factory-window song.
Written by William Topaz McGonagall | Create an image from this poem

A New Years Resolution to Leave Dundee

 Welcome! thrice welcome! to the year 1893,
For it is the year I intend to leave Dundee,
Owing to the treatment I receive,
Which does my heart sadly grieve.
Every morning when I go out The ignorant rabble they do shout 'There goes Mad McGonagall' In derisive shouts as loud as they can bawl, And lifts stones and snowballs, throws them at me; And such actions are shameful to be heard in the city of Dundee.
And I'm ashamed, kind Christians, to confess That from the Magistrates I can get no redress.
Therefore I have made up my mind in the year of 1893 To leave the ancient City of Dundee, Because the citizens and me cannot agree.
The reason why? -- because they disrespect me, Which makes me feel rather discontent.
Therefore to leave them I am bent; And I will make my arrangements without delay, And leave Dundee some early day.
Written by Louise Bogan | Create an image from this poem

Tears In Sleep

 All night the cocks crew, under a moon like day,
And I, in the cage of sleep, on a stranger's breast,
Shed tears, like a task not to be put away---
In the false light, false grief in my happy bed,
A labor of tears, set against joy's undoing.
I would not wake at your word, I had tears to say.
I clung to the bars of the dream and they were said, And pain's derisive hand had given me rest From the night giving off flames, and the dark renewing.
Written by William Topaz McGonagall | Create an image from this poem

The Summary History of Sir William Wallace

 Sir William Wallace of Ellerslie,
I'm told he went to the High School in Dundee,
For to learn to read and write,
And after that he learned to fight,
While at the High School in Dundee,
The Provost's son with him disagree,
Because Wallace did wear a dirk,
He despised him like an ignorant stirk,
Which with indignation he keenly felt,
And told him it would become him better in his belt.
Then Wallace's blood began to boil, Just like the serpent in its coil, Before it leaps upon its prey; And unto him he thus did say: 'Proud saucy cur, come cease your prate, for no longer shall i wait, For to hear you insult me, At the High School in Dundee; For such insolence makes my heart to smart, And I'll plunge my dagger in you heart,' Then his heart's blood did quickly flow, And poor Wallace did not know where to go; And he stood by him until dead.
Then far from him he quickly fled, Lamenting greatly the deed he had done, the murdering of the Provost's son.
The scene shifts to where he was fishing on day, Where three English soldiers met him by the way, And they asked him fo give them some fish, And from them they would make a delicious dish, then Wallace gave them share of his fish, For to satisfy their wish; But they seemed dissatisfied with the share they got, So they were resolved to have all the lot.
Then Wallace he thought it was time to look out, When they were resolved to have all his trout; So he swung his fishing-rod with great force round his head, And struck on of them a blow that killed him dead; So he instantly seized the fallen man's sword, And the other two fled without uttering a word.
Sir William Wallace of Ellerslie, You were a warrior of great renown, And might have worn Scotland's crown; Had it not been for Monteith, the base traitor knave, That brought you to a premature grave; Yes! you were sold for English gold, And brought like a sheep from the fold, To die upon a shameful scaffold high, Amidst the derisive shouts of your enemies standing by.
But you met your doom like a warrior bold, Bidding defiance to them that had you sold, And bared your neck for the headsman's stroke; And cried, 'Marion, dear, my heart is broke; My lovely dear I come to thee, Oh! I am longing thee to see!' But the headsman was as stolid as the rock, And the axe fell heavily on the block, And the scaffold did shake with the terrible shock, As the body of noble Wallace fell, Who had fought for Scotland so well.


Written by Robert William Service | Create an image from this poem

The Receptionist

 France is the fairest land on earth,
 Lovely to heart's desire,
And twice a year I span its girth,
 Its beauty to admire.
But when a pub I seek each night, To my profound vexation On form they hand me I've to write My occupation.
So once in a derisive mood My pen I nibbled; And though I know I never should: 'Gangster' I scribbled.
But as the clerk with startled face Looked stark suspicion, I blurred it out and in its place Put 'Politician.
' Then suddenly dissolved his frown; His face fused to a grin, As humorously he set down The form I handed in.
His shrug was eloquent to view.
Quoth he: 'What's in a name? In France, alas! the lousy two Are just the same.
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Written by Conrad Aiken | Create an image from this poem

The House Of Dust: Part 04: 02: Death: And A Derisive Chorus

 The door is shut.
She leaves the curtained office, And down the grey-walled stairs comes trembling slowly Towards the dazzling street.
Her withered hand clings tightly to the railing.
The long stairs rise and fall beneath her feet.
Here in the brilliant sun we jostle, waiting To tear her secret out .
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We laugh, we hurry, We go our way, revolving, sinister, slow.
She blinks in the sun, and then steps faintly downward.
We whirl her away, we shout, we spin, we flow.
Where have you been, old lady? We know your secret!— Voices jangle about her, jeers, and laughter.
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She trembles, tries to hurry, averts her eyes.
Tell us the truth, old lady! where have you been? She turns and turns, her brain grows dark with cries.
Look at the old fool tremble! She's been paying,— Paying good money, too,—to talk to spirits.
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She thinks she's heard a message from one dead! What did he tell you? Is he well and happy? Don't lie to us—we all know what he said.
He said the one he murdered once still loves him; He said the wheels in wheels of time are broken; And dust and storm forgotten; and all forgiven.
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But what you asked he wouldn't tell you, though,— Ha ha! there's one thing you will never know! That's what you get for meddling so with heaven! Where have you been, old lady? Where are you going? We know, we know! She's been to gab with spirits.
Look at the old fool! getting ready to cry! What have you got in an envelope, old lady? A lock of hair? An eyelash from his eye? How do you know the medium didn't fool you? Perhaps he had no spirit—perhaps he killed it.
Here she comes! the old fool's lost her son.
What did he have—blue eyes and golden hair? We know your secret! what's done is done.
Look out, you'll fall—and fall, if you're not careful, Right into an open grave.
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but what's the hurry? You don't think you will find him when you're dead? Cry! Cry! Look at her mouth all twisted,— Look at her eyes all red! We know you—know your name and all about you, All you remember and think, and all you scheme for.
We tear your secret out, we leave you, go Laughingly down the street.
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Die, if you want to! Die, then, if you're in such a hurry to know!— .
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She falls.
We lift her head.
The wasted body Weighs nothing in our hands.
Does no one know her? Was no one with her when she fell? .
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We eddy about her, move away in silence.
We hear slow tollings of a bell.

Book: Shattered Sighs