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Best Famous Appendix Poems

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Written by Anne Sexton | Create an image from this poem

The Doctor Of The Heart

 Take away your knowledge, Doktor.
It doesn't butter me up.
You say my heart is sick unto.
You ought to have more respect! you with the goo on the suction cup.
You with your wires and electrodes fastened at my ankle and wrist, sucking up the biological breast.
You with your zigzag machine playing like the stock market up and down.
Give me the Phi Beta key you always twirl and I will make a gold crown for my molar.
I will take a slug if you please and make myself a perfectly good appendix.
Give me a fingernail for an eyeglass.
The world was milky all along.
I will take an iron and press out my slipped disk until it is flat.
But take away my mother's carcinoma for I have only one cup of fetus tears.
Take away my father's cerebral hemorrhage for I have only a jigger of blood in my hand.
Take away my sister's broken neck for I have only my schoolroom ruler for a cure.
Is there such a device for my heart? I have only a gimmick called magic fingers.
Let me dilate like a bad debt.
Here is a sponge.
I can squeeze it myself.
O heart, tobacco red heart, beat like a rock guitar.
I am at the ship's prow.
I am no longer the suicide with her raft and paddle.
Herr Doktor! I'll no longer die to spite you, you wallowing seasick grounded man.


Written by Oliver Wendell Holmes | Create an image from this poem

Bill and Joe

 COME, dear old comrade, you and I
Will steal an hour from days gone by,
The shining days when life was new,
And all was bright with morning dew,
The lusty days of long ago,
When you were Bill and I was Joe.
Your name may flaunt a titled trail Proud as a cockerel's rainbow tail, And mine as brief appendix wear As Tam O'Shanter's luckless mare; To-day, old friend, remember still That I am Joe and you are Bill.
You've won the great world's envied prize, And grand you look in people's eyes, With H O N.
and L L.
D.
In big brave letters, fair to see,-- Your fist, old fellow! off they go!-- How are you, Bill? How are you, Joe? You've worn the judge's ermined robe; You've taught your name to half the globe; You've sung mankind a deathless strain; You've made the dead past live again: The world may call you what it will, But you and I are Joe and Bill.
The chaffing young folks stare and say "See those old buffers, bent and gray,-- They talk like fellows in their teens Mad, poor old boys! That's what it means,"-- And shake their heads; they little know The throbbing hearts of Bill and Joe!-- How Bill forgets his hour of pride, While Joe sits smiling at his side; How Joe, in spite of time's disguise, Finds the old schoolmate in his eyes,-- Those calm, stern eyes that melt and fill As Joe looks fondly up at Bill.
Ah, pensive scholar, what is fame? A fitful tongue of leaping flame; A giddy whirlwind's fickle gust, That lifts a pinch of mortal dust; A few swift years, and who can show Which dust was Bill and which was Joe? The weary idol takes his stand, Holds out his bruised and aching hand, While gaping thousands come and go,-- How vain it seems, this empty show! Till all at once his pulses thrill;-- 'T is poor old Joe's "God bless you, Bill!" And shall we breathe in happier spheres The names that pleased our mortal ears; In some sweet lull of harp and song For earth-born spirits none too long, Just whispering of the world below Where this was Bill and that was Joe? No matter; while our home is here No sounding name is half so dear; When fades at length our lingering day, Who cares what pompous tombstones say? Read on the hearts that love us still, Hic jacet Joe.
Hic jacet Bill.
Written by Ellis Parker Butler | Create an image from this poem

Speaking Of Operations

 I know something wonderful—wonderful;
So strange it will quite startle you;
So strange and absurd and unusual
It seems it can hardly be true!

I know something wonderful—wonderful;
You’ll hardly believe it can be—
You know my appendix? Well, honest,
I’ve still got it inside of me!
Written by William Strode | Create an image from this poem

On The Death Of The Right Honourable The Lord Viscount Bayning

 Though after Death, Thanks lessen into Praise,
And Worthies be not crown'd with gold, but bayes;
Shall we not thank? To praise Thee all agree;
We Debtors must out doe it, heartily.
Deserved Nobility of True Descent, Though not so old in Thee grew Ancient: We number not the Tree of Branched Birth, But genealogie of Vertue, spreading forth To many Births in value.
Piety, True Valour, Bounty, Meeknesse, Modesty, These noble off-springs swell Thy Name as much, As Richards, Edwards, three, foure, twenty such: For in thy Person's linage surnam'd are The great, the good, the wise, the just, the faire.
One of these stiles innobles a whole stemme; If all be found in One, what race like him! Long stayres of birth, unlesse they likewise grow To higher vertue, must descend more low.
When water comes through numerous veins of lead, 'Tis water still; Thy blood, from One pipe's head, Grew Aqua-vit? streight, with spirits fill'd, As not traduc'd, but rais'd, sublim'd, distill'd.
Nobility farre spread, I may behold, Like the expanded skie, or dissolv'd gold, Much rarified; I see't contracted here Into a starre, the strength of all the spheare; Extracted like the Elixir from the mine, And highten'd so that 'tis too soone divine.
Divinity continues not beneath; Alas nor He; but though He passe by death, He that for many liv'd, gaines many lives After hee's dead: Each friend and servant strives To give him breath in praise; this Hospital, That Prison, Colledge, Church, must needs recall To mind their Patron; whose rich legacies In forreigne lands, and under other skies To them assign'd, shew that his heart did even In France love England, as in England Heaven: Heav'n well perceiv'd this double pious love, Both to his Country here, and that above: Therefore the day, that saw Him landed here, Hath seen him landed in his Haven there; The selfe-same day (but two yeares interpos'd) Saw Sun and Him round shining twice & clos'd.
No Citizen so covetous could be Of getting wealth, as of bestowing, He; His Body and Estate went as they came, Stript of Appendix Both, and left the same But in th' Originall; Necessity Devested one, the other Charity.
It cost him more to clothe his soule in death, Than e're to cloth his flesh for short-liv'd breath; And whereas Lawes exact from Niggards dead A Portion for the Poore, they now are said To moderate His Bounty; never such Was known but once, that men should give too much: A Tabernacle then was built, and now The like in heav'n is purchas'd: Learn you how; Partly by building Men, and partly by Erecting walls, by new-found Chymistry, Turning of Gold to Stones.
Our Christ-Church Pile, Great Henrie's Monument, shall grow awhile With Bayning's Treasure; who a way hath took.
Like those at Westminster, to fill a nook 'Mongst beds of Kings.
Thus speak, speak while we may For Stones will speak when We are hush'd in Clay.

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