Email Poem

Your IP Address: 216.73.216.110

Your Email Address:

To Email Address:

Subject

Personal Note:

Poem Title:

Poem

Where are my shoes? I can't find my shoes!
 Where have I put them? They're impossible to lose!
  OMG, I'm ashamed! This is awful! Don't tell anyone the news!
   --Whew! Now take a deep breath: I've found them with the booze.

Oh, no! Not my hat! Oh, drat! I simply can't have lost that!
 My purple-pink alligator hat, the one that's cockeyed and flat.
  Where could it be? It's not in the wine vat or under the doormat.
   --Whew! Inhale and exhale: It's perched on top of the green velvet cat.

What's this? Ee-gads! My wedding ring's not on my finger?
 Where in Heaven or Hell did I possible fling her?
  Doggone it! It's not inside my life-size replica of a honeybee's stinger!
   --Whew! OK, calm down! I see it: on the tippy-tip-tip of my hummingbird's 
                                           dinger. 

O, Dear! Whatever can the matter be? Do you think that I'm losing it?
 That I've got Alzheiimers, Dementia, or I'm Inspector Clousseau-ing** it?
  Not a chance, my precious darling: Boot your brain and start using it!
   Once you remember I'm already 99 1/2 years young,
    You'll be glad that the green velvet cat in the purple-pink alligator hat
                                  Hasn't yet got my tongue!

                                                             --February 07, 2018
__________________________________________________________
**Peter Sellers rather insane, comic character from the movie, "Return of the Pink Panther, c. 1975.

CAPTCHA Preview

Type the characters you see in the picture

Required