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A nubile young vicar named Jude
Was seen swimming, totally nude
The bishop said WOW
Just look at you now
Your assets - they need to be viewed!

Fiction write!

07-05-17

Invited him home for a drink
A toast as their glasses did clink
Robes down on the floor
Performing a chore...
How far will this story now sink.

WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH

The vicar bent over to pray
The bishop could not look away 
So for his protection 
Took up a collection 
A robe now conceals his display

WRITTEN BY CHRIS GREEN

I think this story about being nude will sink low
I will tell on those guys, all I know
Those two men are not holy
The bishop's roly-poly
And the vicar used to be in a nude girly show

WRITTEN BY LIN LANE

The bishop was feeling romantic
The vicar thought the man pedantic
When the vicar turned around
To give the bishop a frown
The bishop gasped, "Lord, you're gigantic!"

WRITTEN DALE GREGORY COZART


Said Jude, will we both go to hell-
Said bishop, you never can tell
But please will you turn
I've got carpet burn
And my knees are beginning to swell

WRITTEN BY GARY SMITH


As the bishop continued to stare
He thought such a body's not fair
To see the nude vicar
was hard on his ticker
and soon he had to change underwear

WRITTEN BY ROGER ADAMS

Mother Teresa told me so
In the heaven we’ll dance too slow
If you want to come
Bring us some Rum
Otherwise you may stop and go


WRITTEN BY PASHANG SALEHI

btw... What would the Pontiff say?
Would there be hell to pay?
Or would the Pope
just drop the soap
and hope he'd be invited to play

WRITTEN BY LIM'RIK FLATS

When suddenly a knock at the door
they decided they'd rather ignore
in walked the pope,
joined in the group grope
next day they were all saddle sore

WRITTEN BY DANIEL TURNER

The pope thought it not at all freakly
when asking the other men meekly
that if they were game
and would do the same
they could set up appointments weekly

WRITTEN BY DALE GREGORY COZART

Jude's assets developed so well
As the bishop could obviously tell
But you might be surprised
How it grew to that size
Well, he used it to ring the church bell

WRITTEN BY RAY GRIDLEY

07-06-17
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