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Two enormous old toads crossed the road
On Tom’s back lounged Thomasina toad
Both are ugly and warty
Thomasina’s so naughty
As her bowels on his back she’d download

06-16-17

WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON

When Thomasina toad dumped on old Tom
He thought her poop explosion was a bomb
He hopped in the air
gave her a mean stare
shouting, "I'm not taking you home to Mom!"

WRITTEN BY LIN LANE


Ribbit rubbit robbit  'n ro
this crazy toad has got to go
She's turning quite mean -
Fifty shades of green
No time to chat but still does crow

WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH

"Why don't we do it in the road?"
Said Thomas, the old horny toad
Thomasina hissed,
"Get a load of this!"
and a "blessing" on him bestowed

WRITTEN BY LIM'RIK FLATS

Thomasina was on a road trip
Her taxi was Tom's back she'd grip
But she strained as she held
And her bottom expelled
So she said "I've just left you a tip"

WRITTEN BY RAY GRIDLEY


Tom and Thomasina were the perfect pair
They were ancient toads without a care
He had a huge wart
She gives a mean fart
Anyone in her vicinity better beware!

WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y


Now Tom was an over achiever
He wanted the lady, not leave her
He sprayed his back with Scotch-Guard
and rubbed down with lots of lard
the dumper was now the receiver

WRITTEN BY DALE GREGORY COZART

Tom gave Thomasina the boot
Got sick from the smell of her poot
told her to get lost
right after he tossed
She gave him the one finger salute

WRITTEN BY DANIEL TURNER



Thomas and Thomasina loved to hear
the waterboatmen rubbing their gear
Thomas tried and started to croak
causing Thomasina to choke
you two will never get it right I fear

WRITTEN BY SEREN ROBERTS

When T'sina hopped on for a ride
Old Thomas reminded his bride,
"Though you're my sweet dish,
on the road we'll get squished",
"Just do it!" was her terse reply.

WRITTEN BY CRAIG CORNISH

Thomasina and Tom a heavy load
Lingered a little too long on the road
He could have kissed her all night 
shocked at the oncoming lights 
Croak and ribbit was heard; two flattened toads

WRITTEN BY EVE ROPER

PLEASE SOUP MAIL ME ANY SUBMISSIONS FOR THE COLLABORATION

06-16-17
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