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Well hello and good afternoon good morning and good evening to you. This is your daily bulletin from the moo news channel brought to you by Mrs Harriet Heiferton. Today was a big day for a seed. It got moved twenty metres across the field by a strong wind. The pickles however are not classing this as a murder investigation and the matter has now been resolved with the assistance from a clod of earth who said they took immigrant seeds and was happy for it to grow. The other top story this hour on this day at this precise second is that the hay hat school is due to shut down. This follows the news that hay hats were not delivering the best but local mice disagree and the matter will be decided at court later this month. The incident involving the combine harvester on a rampage is being treated as a result of an out of control wheat complex. The combine harvester is thought to be part of a global farming network run by the tractor man. And police are now investigating. Here js what foreign correspondent Mr Howard Pearly White Whimsical had to say "well this matter is all the tractors fault really. I have no time to discuss this further and I am going to a bar now to sky dive". The shadow said this was an inadequate response and all the ticks in the world agreed. And lastly five hundred million cake wheels have been exploded in an offering to a prince. The prince was not happy and cried. He wanted to explode the cakes himself like his friend who drove a car éclair. But he was not allowed. And now the sport Chippendale 0 Rocket science 1 St.business 0 st.industries 0.1 and in the cricket the rain halted play for most of the day. But quack was out for a duck and said quack quack when leaving the field. In golf there was a pause for twenty two minutes to drink tee tea. And a par fell into a jar and the outlaying ground was too rocky for Mrs peach to walk on. The weather will be fine, windy, snowy hailing stormy hot and humid with a full flood alert. Please drive carefully especially over planks. Well that was your daily bulletin from the moooving news channel. Goodbye. _~_~_~^•
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