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Good evening, hello sir and how do you do, Our special today here is dish number two. Spam I am on a plate with a side of burgoo. Would you like that? I'll bring it to you if you do. That spam I am That spam I am I do not like that spam I am. Would you like green eggs and ham? Green eggs and ham? How very droll, A cliché dish not fit for a troll. Bring food that's exciting, bring something that's bold, A dish that will make my poor taste buds explode. Your chef's the great black and white cat I am told. A man of discernment sir, that's what you are. And here is a dish that has come from afar. An exotic dish from the jungle of Nool, A dish that will make all your tasting buds drool. A fine bird nest stew made as big as a pool, Garnished on top with a Whovian jewel. Bird nest stew sir, that won't do sir, I ate that in Solla Sollew sir. Oh Solla Sollew on the banks of Wah-hoo, Now there is a town that can make a good stew. Create a creation for me that's brand new! You want an original dish by our cat? Perhaps a fruit salad of yams and loquat with trufulla fruit and the juice of a yat Served hot in Bartholomew Cubbins first hat. What do you think? Do you think you'd like that? I am a critic of food not of hats, And I don't approve of the squeezing of yats. If that is the best that your cat can create, I tell you right now that he can't be called great. You say you're a critic, why that's something new, Who doesn't enjoy our fruit salad or stew, Who will not eat spam and disdains our burgoo, I think I'll consult with thing 1 and thing 2. Please hurry dumbwaiter you're wasting my time. I need to eat food that is sweet and sublime. A meal of such goodness I'd call it a crime, And bring to an end this ridiculous rhyme. Here sir, have an orange.
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