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Hey there! Noah, my dear old friend. I just wanted you to know, the guys down at the lodge are cracking quite a few jokes at your expense. Bill asked me if you was taking up commercial fishing or going after Moby Dick. I don't know, some giant whale or something he dreamed up. He should write a scroll about it... I think he wraps his turban a little tight sometimes. George said to tell you, he would come help you drop a few trees but he's heading out to the Sahara to make snow angels... Smart ass.. Oh! That reminds me. Joe said you already had a pair of asses to put on board. I think he was referring to you and me.... Jerk might aught to learn to swim. Larry asked me if there was going to be bread fall out of the sky along with all that water. Said if it was he was going to quit his job and just live off the land. I told him to wander around forty or so years; see what happens. Look, pal. I know you believe there is going to be this big flood, but come on, man, you've been working on this monstrosity for a century now and ain't nobody seen a drop! And the guys been raking me over the coals pretty good and... Hey, Noah! What's all that dark stuff hanging around up in the sky?..... Do you hear war drums?... Your friend, Thomas Sr. 01/25/17 Contest: It's time for hilarious Sponsor: Jamie Pan
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