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I once knew a woman called Terri Who always was sipping the sherry She got steaming drunk And fell off her bunk The medics described her as ‘merry’ WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON 20th October 2016 Still in her old knickers grinning Until the room started spinning Feeling not all right Spent from a great night Her troubles were just beginning WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH I heard she was also stacked Whenever she got racked On the top bunk who woulda thunk Sippin' sherry would get her untracked. WRITTEN BY JOHN WULF LIM'RIK FLATS So there she was a-reelin' Had the ER patients squealin’ Doc was quite put out! But never did shout Shot her more sherry, now she’s dreamin’ WRITTEN BY SAN WOO Her night on the tiles was made more so by a bottle or two Oloroso fell off her bunk ladder the poor girl she was bladdered and added a bruise to her Torso WRITTEN BY VIV WIGLEY Now Terri was off on a spree, the truth is she barely could see. She reached for the door, fell flat on the floor and screamed like an Irish banshee. WRITTEN BY KEITH LOGAN Terri swore she'd never get drunk again Until she met a handsome guy named Glen he shot her a wink and bought her a drink She's addicted to alcohol and men! WRITTEN BY LIN LANE Terri was known for being the town drunk Who would listen to heavy metal and punk She played it real loud And drew a big crowd But they didn't come close due to her pet skunk WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y Once I got drunk drinking all that Sherry With the voluptuous pretty Mary They found us both on the floor Just three yards away the door Her relatives said I had to marry WRITTEN BY DEMETRIOS TRIFIATIS This Terri gets quite inebriated If all these tales can be authenticated She gets drunk, listens to punk Sips Old Monk with her pet skunk Until she becomes quite nauseated WRITTEN BY TREY HAMNER Terri came India for few week Few days after she got seek No wine" team move her nice She takes pills with their advice Now Terry shines smart with red round cheek WRITTEN BY MANMATH DALEI The booze ran through Terri but she kept peeing as fast as can be. The money ran out, She started to shout: "From now on I drink herbal tea!" WRITTEN BY DARREN WHITE
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