Email Poem

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Personal Note:

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Poem

For customer services please now press one
for other assistance press two
we value your custom and thank you for waiting
you're currently held in a queue.
Thank you for holding, our agents are busy
they'll get to you as soon as they can,
in the meantime you can start to spring clean your house
or go bake a cake or a flan.
Thank you for holding (that's if you're still with us)
our agents will deal with your trouble,
please don't rub your chin on the telephone mouthpiece
you're starting to grow bits of stubble.
Thank you for holding and don't grind your teeth
please try and remain fairly calm,
We know that you're listening for the thirty-ninth time
to a piano concerto by Brahms.
Thank you for holding, our staff are still busy
but value the custom from you,
our call centre system's currently showing
you're now eighty-fifth in the queue.
Thank you for holding, the centre's now closed
our working day's nine until five,
please phone during these ours and our agents will help you-
assuming that you're still alive.

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