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Page 10 ‘T wasn’t long before we nestled In the belly of the beast And we might not all have fit If it wasn’t for some grease Demetre was disturbed By the prodding of a sword So he said to Val discreetly You’re not the only one who’s bored There’s no time to horse around Or for gaiety of sorts Until we win this town There’ll be no more water sports I had to be very firm For these men sure like to play And focus on the reason We were all crammed in this way Achilles’ please stop shoving There’s no room to give you more And , Philo please wake up For, I loath to hear you snore The others on the beach Have set sail, and left in mass As I could see so very well From a crack found in the ass Page 11 You're Just Busting My Walls Then just as we expected The large Gates opened wide And all those crazy Trojans Came out, who were inside Some looked upon my ass With glee and adoration While others sot to burn it down Without investigation Their highest Priest, now stepped forth To speak the voice of reason Don’t you see it is a "Horse" A gift we should find pleasing Still others shouted out, awful words Not worth repeating And our ass seem in some trouble As their tempers started heating It wasn’t long, till it began The eclipse was right on time It convinced the unbelievers That my big ass was divine They all bowed down to kiss it It was a spectacle to see And I’m glad I didn’t miss it For it was, personal to me Page 12 My men until this day Claimed a tear, formed by my eye And I quickly turned away So they wouldn’t see me cry But the moment didn’t last As we found we were in motion They tied ropes around my ass And applied a slippery lotion Now the wheels had proper grease And the lines where taunt and tight They started pulling on my ass And were using all their might We were really rolling now As we headed for the gate The men got so elated That they hardly couldn’t wait When we finally reached the gates We had to stop a bit Our structure was too tall And this big ass, wouldn’t fit But one of their members A fricken genus, if I may Said, lets tear down that portion Of the wall that’s in the way
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