Email Poem

Your IP Address: 3.149.250.24
Your Email Address:
To Email Address:
Subject
Personal Note:
Poem Title:
Poem
Amelia she loves to chat and tells an amusing story
But dear readers BEWARE – this one’s a little gory
She worked long hours at night as a barmaid
It was a job she loved and good wages she got paid

She’d had a busy day and her pits were a little whiffy
So she had a little bath – it would only take a jiffy
So into the bath Amelia got, she sank into the bubbles
But this was only the beginning of Amelia’s troubles

Amelia did a little fart but unfortunately followed through
And in the bath was floating a little bit of poo
Amelia got out quickly and left the bath to drain
But unbeknown to her the turd it did remain

She got dressed and ready to go - she had to get her lift
To the pub she loved to work in she always enjoyed her shift
With the customers Amelia was always a big hit
She didn’t let on her secret that in the bath she’d done a little poop*

But it was a Wednesday night and a quiz was on this day
Amelia she loved this challenge and she would always play
The final question stumped many people but they wanted to be the winner
Which barmaid crapped in the bath tonight and could they name the sinner?

The one in the white t-shirt some of the customers did shout
Amelia went as red as a beetroot- she couldn’t wait to get out
But the customers they did shout and cheer
And poor Amelia had to pour them another beer

Now Amelia no longer works in the bar
She works as a receptionist – she’s really come far
She loves her new job and always likes to talk
But to stop her following through now she always wears a cork.

·	I had to change this from the S*** word as I know swearing is not allowed – but the expletive does make the poem flow better.

Jan Allison
19th March 2014

~submitted for contest Take 2 Free poetry contest sponsored by Nette Onclaud ~
 - Unplaced in contest 'tickle my funny bone' sponsored by Francine Roberts ~


~ Please see notes about this poem ~
CAPTCHA Preview
Type the characters you see in the picture
Required