Email Poem

Your IP Address: 3.15.228.200

Your Email Address:

To Email Address:

Subject

Personal Note:

Poem Title:

Poem

Witnessed a robbery take place yesterday

As incredulous as this may seem

Was sitting in the food court at the local mall

Happily minding my own business

When all of a sudden I hear this guy ranting and raving

Slamming his leather bag down on one of the tables

Marching over to the coffee stand

Which had an assortment of sandwiches and drinks

Displayed in front which were accessible to the customers

Proceeds to pick up a sandwich and a bottle of juice

And goes storming off into the mall concourse

Without paying, yaking incoherently as he goes

People just sat there dumbfounded

Wondering what the hell just happened

We all witnessed this act take place

None of us reacted or believed what we just saw

Now this was either a looney toons type guy

Not responsible for his strange behaviour

Or a very clever, creative crook

Making us think he was looney toons

Assuming the average person wouldn't react

Enabling him to get away with this unimpeded

He was later apprehended by mall security

But we never did find out the whole story

Hmmm! Pretty creative I must say

If indeed it was a preconceived masterful plan



© Jack Ellison 2014

CAPTCHA Preview

Type the characters you see in the picture

Required