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You can't commit suicide by holding your breath
Going to try it now my good friends
If it works it's been great knowing you guys
If  my  poe-m  e-n-d-s  h-e-r-e  t-h-e-n-n-n-n-n . . .

Don't panic people, still alive and kicking
Just joshing and having some fun
Macy's founders were passengers on the Titanic
They weren't among the lucky ones

There are 40,000 different species of spiders
Stomp on as many as you can
They're really good-for-nothing no-good-varmints
They deserve to be squished out of hand

Jellybeans contain crushed insect cocoons
That gives them their special shine
I'm never gonna eat another Jellybean again
Don't have a problem with that, I'm fine

Dairy cows apparently produce more milk
When listening to Der Bingle
It also encourages them dance a lot more
With the farm hands, the ones that are single

The insulting slang phrase “kiss my ass”
Dates way back to 1705
Street talk was popular even way back then
It's our duty to keep it alive


© Jack Ellison 2013

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