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The Fanatical Dog Lover

By Elton Camp

Dog ownership has much to commend
Fido can be a companion and friend

From his master, he will never swerve
Giving love even when it’s not deserved

This isn’t written, canines to condemn
But to rebuke any too devoted to them

Sue is one of those about whom I write
Her several dogs are a shame and a fright

Her husband works to get what they need
She spends far too much buying dog feed

Their veterinary bills are a major expense
It makes her husband wish he were hence

Sue tells him that her dogs are her delight
To begrudge spending on them isn’t right

Plus, she thinks that he shouldn’t care
That the house is rife with dog hair

On their bed, Sue lets the dogs sleep
But poor hubby mustn’t say a peep

And just as she’s done many times before
Sue finds there is room for just one more

For in the classified an ad does say
“To a good home, a dog to give away”

Her husband gives out a disgusted shout
Packs his bags and angrily moves out

Sue says, “To do that there is no excuse.
For one who hates dogs, I have no use.”

Before the poor fellow finally re-wed
He decreed, “No dogs in house or bed!”

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