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SO WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? The things God makes happen to me are consistently bad And I constantly wish that his screwing me is only a passing fad But alas the things that happen constantly are difficult to bear It’s akin to God once again shoving something sharp up my rear You simply won’t believe what occurred for me today It’s now August and this hasn’t happened since two years from last May It’s not something I ever expect nor do I even try to pray for And it was something amazing I didn’t even have to pay for I would pray for something like this happening but my prayers are all in vain And usually the only thing that occurs is I garner a wretchedly new pain So I have to figure that either God is deaf or he doesn’t give a good god-damn It’s as if God is a Judas goat while I am but a lemming type lamb I woke up at the birth of this new dawn with no high expectations I awoke and was still one of God’s most neediest creations So this thing happened to me and it left me egregiously aghast Because the proof of God’s denials is imbedded deeply in my past The alarm woke me but I hit the snooze button for ten more minutes of sleep And in two minutes I fell back asleep but not nearly so deep The alarmingly loud alarm went off for the second time this morn As I once again cursed the damnable day when I had been born I hurriedly consumed a small breakfast yet I deemed it a feast And what happened for me was astonishing to say the very least It was so amazing that I almost fainted right whereupon I stood And without being specific suffice it to say God finally sent me something good! © 2012…copyright.....PHREEPOETREE..~free cee!~
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