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His Royal Hotness

By Elton Camp

The Windsors for a formal shot posed
Smiling right friendly and composed

Prince Phillip in his best attire did dress
Elegantly clad was the good Queen Bess

Prince Charles with Camilla on his arm
She carried flowers and exuded charm

Prince William was dressed in good taste,
But his brother Harry his time didn't waste

As if of basic modesty he never had heard,
Harry came and posed naked as a jay bird

Phillip cleared his throat with indignation
The queen said, "You disrespect my station."

William spit out, "Wish I looked good as you."
Charles snorted, "Boy, better watch what you do."

Camilla look at Harry with a cunning leer
"Sonny, won't you come stand over here."

The bad pic, the tabloid were about to run
But learned with Photoshop someone had fun

In fact, this photo session never occurred
It's a phony story that you have just heard

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