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DEMOCRAPS AND REPUBLICANTS Admittedly I am one creatively crazy cat And people everywhere better take note I ain’t no Republican nor am I a democrat And I don’t see any reason for me to vote Listen people, politics are a plague perceived of by desperate men Folks who sold themselves out for a few sheckles or less And I must confess Jefferson and Franklin, quite frankly, were all f*cked up They dictated this declaration that declares us free to pursue our independence But in the parenthesis they lasciviously limit our liberties Then there are those conventions that follow conventions conceived of by fools And I’d appreciate it if someone could explain their rules Because conventions are circuitous circuses minus three rings and decorum They do, however, contain clowns that pour out of tiny little cars And reveal the scars of a sick society They are forums for a faction of felonious freaks who foist foolishness on those fools in places like Philly As they run around willy nilly casting votes like a fishing rod aimed at a pitiful pond Well there ain’t no flounder in Philly or elsewhere as far as I am concerned While I have been more than twice burned And methinks that the fishing really stinks While their constituents constitute a confusing array of idiots who idealize con-artists Men and women who treat candidates like Hollywood stars Well if you ask me, Jennifer Anniston would make a pretty good prez Says me She’s got the curves for congress, the sexiness for the senate And tempting t*ts that would make her perfect for a titular head of state Now, have I stated my case to your satisfaction? So you can stand in line to vote for one of these ass h*les As for me I’d rather vote for Jennifer or someone of her kind I’m sick of your Clintons, Kerrys and Bobby Doles And take it for the Gospel as preached by the undersigned © 2012….copyright PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~
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