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Hitting the Easy Target

By Elton Camp

Scott found a way to make easy extra cash
By some old lady he would make a dash

Her purse he would snatch out of her hand
He decided that easy scheme was just grand

Her cash and credit cards he’d use on beer 
To treat the whole crowd he needn’t fear

Finally, because of what he continued to do
Old ladies whom he could rob become few

Then he saw a young woman on the street
“I can take her as I’m so fast on my feet.”

“For if any danger to a woman comes around,
She’ll always scream, run and then fall down.”

But Scott found that one he did underestimate
He was shocked with he received such a fate

Even as his purse-snatching crime did begin,
She hit him with her foot right under his chin

As his Miranda rights the cops did relate
Women may know karate he learned too late

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