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'" CAVE'"    =(:-)'s>>>
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We weren't married
  By a Pastor at Church
In-stead we were married
       In a Cave
Yes, we took our vowel's
     By me dragging
Her by her hair
   Dragging her home
           To the Cave
Like a Slave
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The same Cave that we
          Bared our Cave Children
    The same Cave
The one with-out the Den
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He promised to build a bigger house
But, he has been saying that....
            Since I don't know when...
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But, the Cave Woman
      She loved her kitchen's nitch
That is where she cook the game
She would say...do you want it salt?
           Or plain....
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Fore it took so much to cook a meal
It depend on what Cave Man father could
Either kill or steal...
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He left this morning
To get him a snack
It was either a giant turtle
Or a brontosaurs
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But dinner would attack'
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Today, the equivalent of an BIG MAC.
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But, never the least
The Big Mac did attack'
He knew with-out stake sauce
Or butter, that He would never
Get back
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There is no telling how Cave Mother might...
 Act....or react!
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Who ever knew how long it would take
If I could catch him
Would he taste just like stake...
Or a Slim Jim..    
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We lowered it home
Took him to the house'
Either it would be him
Or would have to settle
For Mouse.
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We lowered it home'
And took him last evening'
We saved the mouse...
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We lowered it home
And took him in-to the house
We ate him last evening
We saved the mouse....
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That Cave Woman did what
She could, fore she had four
Cave Children....
Their chances' of starving were
Good....God willing.....
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That is a fact of life that was
Really understood..
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She started a fire
With a stick and a rock
She put then together
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The fire was hot
That brontoburgar surely
Hit the spot...
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They ate what they could
And saved the rest for later
They had no refrigerator
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So, they gave the rest to
The family who sat at the table
Who would eat it much later


************SEE CAVE MAN 11********
                        To be continued...
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