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First let me start by saying “I AM A CLUTTER JUNKIE” A clutter junkie collects things any and all things, things that are unimportant and often cheap Things that have no purpose or meaning. Things that usually just end up sitting around needing to be dusted. I have known for a long time I was a clutter junkie but really didn’t know how bad it was till I decided to de clutter.. Some of things I can not explain are 23 sets of candle holder of different sizes and shapes, 38 pairs of black dress pants oh I know I used them I wear black all the time 10 sets of bedspreads, curtains and throw pillows to match,, yes there are only 2 beds in my house 18 pairs of shoes I havent worn in couple of years 4 boxes of toys yes my youngest child is 33 years old 41 purses choose a color any color 112 bottles of fingernail polish…yeah I have ten fingers and ten toes 31 different containers of eye shadow want to paint a picture 212 long stem glasses no I do not own a bar Craft supplies make flowers, jewelry, decompage, mosaic, purses, paint, tshirts, oh I don’t even know what some are for. 3 files cabinets full of copy paper, pictures and God himself doesn’t know what I need that for 593 pens I write a lot but not that much Baskets, urns, and vases I did not even count 21 watches you would think I would know what time it is I think I have one of every self help book published and some of them I have 2 of the same I have 4 briefcases and I work from home I have a six at a time cd player and closer to 600 cds does that make any sense I have 5 bibles and I do use one most every day TV well lets see do I count the ones in the house by themselves or count ones in garage sitting on a shelf I love to cook but there is no way I could use 42 pans today Dishes of every shape size and color maybe I should throw a party before I throw them away What is the purpose of all this you say… it is proof positive I am a clutter junkie I say.
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