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The morning paper is everywhere, the breakfast dishes, are here and there
Her feet up in the easy chair, the old man in his underwear
The phone starts ringing loud and clear, so hubby quickly disappears
When he returns, she sees a frown,…, He calmly says,  “Guess who’s in town?”

“The corporate boss, not far away….I've asked them here to spend the day!”
“A little lunch would be no trouble. He’s with his wife…her name is Mable”

“You did what???? she screams.  (The neighbors hear!) 
"Company?? ... You say they're near?”
“Help me quick. Get off your rear!!”  
"Oh dear,.... oh dear, ......oh dear) !!
"Get off your rear, you lazy man!  And if you don't .....I SWEAR!"

She frets and stews and carries on….her hubby simply mutters
She runs around the messy room and stashes all the clutter
She’s acting like a headless chicken, her partner in a quandary
He watches as she runs around, hiding dirty laundry
Oh dear, they’ll need some lunch to nibble, whatever could she fix?
She finds some fruit, some crackers, cheese, a bag of party mix

Running to the bedroom, she’s gasping raves and rants
“You’ve got to get your shirt on!…For Pete’s sake, dear!   Find your pants!”
“Heaven’s, we must hurry!    We’ve got to make the bed!”
"Whatever you say, dear" he grumbles, and shakes his bewildered head
She discards her frumpy nightgown, powders her frantic frown
She quickly brushes hair, a dab of lipstick too
Tosses sloppy slippers, dons her pretty shoes

A knocking on the door, she pastes a cheery smile
Her unexpected company has come to stay awhile!
Breathing deep, she goes to greet them “So good of you to call!”
“What’s that.....a bother?” “ Now don’t be silly, you aren’t bothering us at all!”

She shoots a glance, a daggered lance, into her husband’s mug
He has no clue,  ignores what brews…a deep, dark hole he's dug 
For, once again,  he’s lost his head…and says
….”Stay the night, it's quite all right, we have an extra bed!!”

She fakes a smile, and says "OF course!!".........
                   
   (but tomorrow he’ll be DEAD!!!)

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