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TEEN AGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!! One day I came home with the flu. My mother gave me a bowl of stew All I can say is that the stew was thick like goo. I still ate it thinking it was chicken stew. Saturday morning I woke up watching Winnie The Pooh. Mother made me a sandwich that was hard to chew In the kitchen I saw 2 strange looking shells Once I saw them I started getting dizzy spells Eating turtle soup with out having a clue. Made my face turn green and blue. Walked into the living room. My stomach still felt kind of doom. My mother was watching the tube and singing along Singing along to the,"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" song! NOW THAT WAS WRONG!!!!!! ____________________________________________ . TWO TURTLE DOVES During Christmas, I always go hunting in the woods I set out traps to catch me some goods I caught two turtle in my first trap Poor little things where full of crap. I was singing "On the first day of Christmas" on my way back. All I could think of was my Two Turtle (Doves), snack! I took them inside and dipped them in water They had no idea they where soon to be slaughter My dad told me that turtle soup hits the right spot. Silly turtles where already in the boiling pot Looking at the pot one turtles was swimming around I can't believe in the hot water he didn't even drown I had to pull him out, and set him on the rebound. I'll just cook him on my second round. I am ready to eat my turtle stew. Praising this soup with an mm mm thank you! DARN!! Salt and Pepper was the main thing I forgot Realizing napkins was the only thing I bought I put the napkins on my lap. I was about to have me some turtle snap. I started singing my favorite Christmas song. Suddenly the "Two Turtle Dove" part did not belong. Singing softly to my favorite line Eating the stew didn't feel fine. ""On The Second day of Christmas CCCCCCCCCCCCCChrrriiissstamms MMMMMMMMMMMy TRUE LOVVVVEE Gave to me TWO TURTLE DOVVVVEE With out having the jolly to sing along. I had to put the stew to a side and be strong. (now) THAT WAS WRONG!!!!! ((( HAVING FUN WITH MY OWN TURTLE CONTEST )))
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