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It was the day Poppa Joe forgot to pick her up ! For Poppa was picking the numbers for his illegal buddies/ He looked at his watch/ Noticing it was half past the monkey's ass quarter past his ball's ! He proceeded to put his head between his legs and kiss his ass good bye ! Yet Nanny's forgiveness led to his soft but bellowing reply/ How about we go to Mr. Steak to FAOGETABOUTIT ! Year's had passed and Nanny had every bit of reason to grasp the tremendous pain she felt inside ! Then one day they went to the track/ Hey Joe which dog should I pick to win, His reply, " The one with the bigger balls ! ", Nanny would tell her son Mario often to pick up around the house/ That was until the cat Harriet killed that free kin mouse ! This was no tragic lose, That free kin thing just had to be tossed, As for Poppa Joe he would very often shuffle off to Buffalo ! He's frequent saying to me was, " For these lousy women it's not what you know/ Rather in who they blow ! Nanny today will gladly have you over/ Yet if you mess a up the house, You'd be wishing you were six feet under/ This is from the over weight lover from another kind of brother ! Nanny doesn't play around/ Loose lips will sink ships ! Yet she's the greatest Nanny in the whole free kin town !
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