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Crime busting Houston police smoke out disjointed fur rats house... formerly an abandoned Amazon warehouse went to pot with mold and magic mushrooms growing in every spot. All kinds of vermin stole into the damp dark environment of particular note concerned medium-sized rodents who belonged to order Rodentia who chomped down illegal contrabands, and quite a sizable portion went into their bellies, which merited noteworthy attention and possibly explained the horde deal videre licet witnessed courtesy specially trained swat team donned with protective wear enticing critters with tasty morsels to offset their munchies to coordinate, facilitate, & initiate massive effort deporting said disease (on magnitude of Megadeth) carrying heavy doses of mind oriented substances namely hallucinogens contributing to erratic violent behavior triggering a bulletin calling upon military industrial complex with costly & risky business to sedate multitude of pesky creatures known to carry a variety of diseases that can easily be transmitted to humans. Bacterial infections: Leptospirosis: A bacterial infection known to cause fever, muscle aches, and kidney damage. Plague: A serious bacterial infection that can cause swollen lymph nodes, fever, & death potentially reducing population allowing, enabling and providing breathing room for mother earth harboring disgust toward Homo sapiens in general & those antagonistic, capitalistic, egoistic, pugilistic, racialistic, terroristic, and vandalistic for starters. Salmonellosis: A bacterial infection that causes food poisoning. Rat-bite fever: A bacterial infection that causes fever, muscle aches, and a rash. Viral infections: Hantavirus: A viral infection that can cause respiratory illness, including hantavirus pulmonary syndrome. Hepatitis C: A viral infection that can cause liver damage. Parasitic infections: Toxoplasmosis: A parasitic infection that can cause fever, muscle aches, and brain inflammation. Tapeworms: Parasitic worms that can live in the intestines of rats and humans. Rats can also carry fleas, ticks, and other parasites that can transmit diseases, such as Lyme disease and encephalitis. Thus no mean feat - easier to thread a camel thru eye of a needle than to eradicate a horde of rats which typically called a "mischief" due to their reputation for causing trouble and being mischievous; so, a large group of rats would be referred to as a "mischief of rats." Never in the annals of avaricious, capricious, edacious, lubricious, nonconscious, predacious, rapacious, et cetera whistle blowing trumpeting rats fitted with microchips to secure classified information concerning top secret government snooping (courtesy Project 2025) hoping the buyers and sellers among drug syndicates within webbed wide world did the troopers undertaking impossible mission to combat suspicious tricked out and 3d printed artificial intelligent vermin Rattus to cash a veritable cache of drugs ingested when their bodies sliced open.
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